Oh shoot, maybe mine is too big

I didn't just fall off the diversity truck.

Sorry I am full now

He was pretty stiff by the time I got there

When Dusty was there, there was a dog problem.

The other fun thing with this is your bowel meds.

They were all flat on something.

There was no Wal-Mart choice.

The ones who aren't incarcerated seem very caring and helpful.

We don't want dire.

You bring the tent

You will find me a kind and gentle tyrant

Please don't feel compelled to enlighten me.

My illusions are all I have at the moment.

Somebody gave me bubble wrap.

Everbody Sing!!!

"Who knows what's under there now..."

This is the first time the brick hit the head and said:

"Measure it, Stupid!"

It's your turn to have a brain fart.

I need to make some words

I saw a picture of you with pom poms.... It wasn't a pretty picture.

She has really clean windows and plastic plants.

He doesn't have a female. That's why he yells so much.

I'm sorry, I'm Sonya

I don't know any Catholic who's not in pain.

He's experiencing our nothingness...

You can't do anything on autopilot

I had my legs crossed while I typed that

Thanks! Carleen!

Excellent use of quotation marks

I just want to get my work done so I can go home and do some more work.

If I don't stumble over it, I don't notice it.

You be the superstar.

Let me tell you MY Versed story...

Exclamation marks do not belong in the medical record!

I am not sure I totally agree with this yahoo...

Guess I'm not as loud as I thought...

The shadow is getting bigger.

Let your inner Martin Scorsese go wild!

Well, you could crush that, you know...

Oh!

Mona's going to be lonesome.

There's only so many noodles you can eat.

I don't want to eat your roses.

Let's play "basket of knives".

BB makes noise again.

I'm wearing hemp biking shorts.

Only God knows the number of days we have and I have to stop trying to figure that out on my own.

I'll have to get the otter shined

I swear I'm going to take them a salad one of these days.

I will try to slide in there a little early if I can.

I have to ask if I've eaten any beets...

Ask for Judy and see what happens.

Her big BM isn't coming.

Girls talk and boys grunt.

I don't want you to hibernate.

That decomposed mouse half is really tasty.

He has resourced himself in.

I'm not going to send a survey to anyone in Sweden or Georgia.

I am officially off, but am physically here

The little pot has been slowly filling.

Yes, oooky.

I don't think that any kind of ointment will take care of this funk!

I love everybody...some days.

When Geraldo shows up, somebody's dead.

You can't go wrong with applesauce!

Please pick up your fan in my office and sign it out so I can be sure everyone gets one.

Sometimes I don't get me.

He was a pull my finger kind of guy.

I need a Dory translating device.

I can help today.

Oh, no, wait, that's not true, I'm just having a coffee rush...

As it stands now you are doing it correctly.

What am I? Flypaper for morons?

I love your small.

We've all got baggage...but she has more than carry-on, you know?

Oh, I hate them all.

When she does go, it is just huge balls.

We all went to camp. What can I tell ya?

Regularity is not your job.

Rumor has it you give a really fine enema...

Here, there and underwear....

Two hammers are better than none.

I refuse to hold my breath, I don't look that good in blue.

He hates the pricks.

Self-help doesn't help.

Gives new meaning to "hokey pokey"!!!

Paul, you are free to roam around the neighborhood...

All electric beds should have a hand crank underneath the bed in case of no electrify.

Caregiver was a shaking quivering, almost out of control, ball of anxiety

There is a 6 inch rule.

Deactivation is reversible.

Its not about trying to be nice to each other

Unless they have really fast growing toes..

It's Monday. Who cares.

Give me a second. They're talking to me in my ear.

The Irish part of me thanks you.

Just get something red, white, and blue and stick it on your head.

I'm "The Man", but not in a 60's sense.

She sits squashed down.

Can we do a joint?

It was kind of like Science Fiction. Kind of Funny.

 

Only not.

Kay Sera is right.

There's a lot of stuff you can do with a spork.