Well, I'll get out of your way. I guess you've got a juggler to bury...

I don't want to feel like I have to be so dependent on clothes!

Oh, that's why it was wet...it was in the apple juice...

I didn't get your clink.

Did you just call your boss a dufus?

If I can balance the coffee and wine correctly this year, it will be an awesome holiday!

This is hospice; we don't "fix".

He wants to look at you more than he wants to look at me!

She actually had ankles yesterday.

She has the best handwriting of any little old dying lady that I've ever seen!

You're on the way to everywhere...

It's just a hiccup!!!

It looks so pretty...but I feel like a trout!

My mistake, my hands are faster than my head!

Rick is work full day.

I feel like we're on a merry-go-round

...only it ain't that merry...

Woops speaking for my self again.

I'm bringin' a partridge.
I'm thinking Danny, that little rascal!

I hate when I get punked like that!

(And I love snopes)

Almost Visited Uncle Pukie.

Wow. I actually just started to look for the "like" button.

 

I think I need to go home.

How many more times do we have to hear about "creamy and stinky"?

My dog will be confused to go for a walk in the daylight!

Toodled?!?!?!?

I want to stab you with a knife!

I gave him marching orders to get his tush to the doctor!

Damn, I wish we had dipsticks.

Flowers are better than eternal life.

He's got a big TV, and a cat, so...

I don't think her light is completely bright.

She needs to have her MI and die.

We gave her a chance to get worse and she didn't.

I wish I had someone to give you!

Anyone here want to drown?

Look for green highlights.

address sans stafford is fine!

I can only speculate at this time

I do a lot of business in my head at night.

She walks OK...she doesn't bend so well.

It's like a hunting lodge on steroids!

LOL (on the inside)

Mayhaps you should BB their BB?

I felt a little regret right after I pressed the send button.

Oops! I just had a cheese-gasm.

They weren't hoarders.

They were just not put-it-away-ers.

This is our Kumbaya moment.

We aim to do one thing a day right.

Oh, crud. It's tuesday.....

If I'm not going to die, I may as well do something.

The socks are for your feet.

I feel paranoid today.

I'm exfoliating today!