He rarely complains of pain other than people putting their fingers up his bottom.

She's singing the wonders of dexamethasone.

He just has pain when I'm there.

He's frozen in a pleasnt look...

She's doing better: she's wearing clothes now!

Peace on earth and all that jazz

 

(image: globe with halo, dove, and white-gloved jazz-hands)

To the best of my ability to discern, we are golden.

Thanks for being me today. Try not to rumple my clothes.

I approve of mediocrity (sp).

A chocolate cake is a terrible thing to waste.

He must be more of a savory person.

everyone should experience his giggle...

I know you like to cheese your own, so...

I don't mind farting, as long as it doesn't hurt...

I'm feeling resentful about the amount of memory space you just took up.

I see your lips moving

Now my double chins will show.

Let the swapping begin!

I have IDG brain.

All she lets me do is deal with those funky toes.

 

I've never seen toes like that before!

All we've done this week is concentrate on her funky toes.

When I say a beer or two, that means twelve.

The cell phone is dead. Long live the cell phone.

The only thing she's ever said to me is "Don't take my soda"

Are you having Frenchy flashbacks?

Sorry, I said a "b" word...