Would you like to hear my two cents or do you give a care?

Did she show you the alien head?

Oh boy, I just crashed...

She sleeps on her mom's schedule

Pizza-itis!

remember--don't eat lunch!

You can lift your face but you can't lift your voice.

OKEY DOKEY infinity

My sanity is hugely important to me

(we're all here!)

She's a "stranger danger" kind of girl.

I'm not a big "Fentanyl Pop" fan.

Two great minds....blah blah

Is that lunch I smell cooking at the casino,

or did Sadie the cow fall into the peat bog again?

I had a bad experience with a pole...

It feels weird to walk in shoes...

I'm sure there's a list of the ways you humor me...

I saw a bunch of people and they're all fine.

If you are short on hours, please take one.

...and I was stupid enough to look up how many calories there are in it!

No no, it's bad...

 

My brain is BAD!!!!!

We talked a lot about her birds...

I'm sorry to hijack the meeting.

I speak Ron

I vow to pack content and not heat.

They call me Festus.

I let the good times roll and they ran me over.

Usually I perspire from the neck up...

A deer killed my Volvo :(

(now-ish)

I don't know a dad who wears mom jeans.

Sorry for being Mr Cryptic...

You got hit with the pretty stick.

But the cereal is called "DEATH" !!!

She is their glue.

She's beginning to look like a golf course...

Yes, I'm one of Dory's Assistants

I'm not a big "Zofran police" person.

Do you quack regularly?

I thought of it, but got lazy...

We can kill him but we can't water board him.

I'm putting my fingers in everyone's pies, and sometimes I get them slapped.