tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27634028523095151802024-02-08T09:00:31.450-08:00Dude! T-shirts!Sometimes poignant, sometimes funny.
Mostly just dang random.Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.comBlogger5011125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-26170360286906728872023-12-17T15:24:00.000-08:002023-12-17T15:24:37.683-08:00<p>it's easy poking people's brains!</p>Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-59458705744008691912022-10-18T11:22:00.001-07:002022-10-18T11:22:53.670-07:00<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:large">I'm a wad of humanity that doesn't always know what she's doing!</div></div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-66584440486743523672022-04-16T08:27:00.000-07:002022-04-16T08:28:11.105-07:00<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:large">I'm on the dark end of 'pasty'</div></div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-91240024153492479242022-04-16T08:19:00.000-07:002022-04-16T08:20:21.887-07:00<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:large">It's not assault if it's a door handle</div></div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-45343641627822805812022-04-02T14:05:00.000-07:002022-04-02T14:06:01.957-07:00<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:large">Mommy churning in a buttery hell</div></div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-42290948434074701472022-01-29T08:07:00.001-08:002022-01-29T08:07:38.442-08:00<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:large">You can go square dancing,</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:large"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:large">Or you can go to hell.</div></div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-47815732878030464462021-02-27T08:36:00.000-08:002021-02-27T08:37:23.736-08:00<div dir="ltr">Nobody likes a skinny third nipple</div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-56957994030563642042021-02-20T08:09:00.000-08:002021-02-20T08:10:26.645-08:00<div dir="ltr">You can't change a chicken.</div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-64050304409255285972021-02-20T07:11:00.000-08:002021-02-20T07:12:30.405-08:00<div dir="ltr">If you're going to use a wombat, you need to have the right gear ratio.</div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-1392466992548754272020-12-02T10:36:00.001-08:002020-12-02T10:36:53.045-08:00<div dir="ltr">The Buddhism makes it spicy</div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-30825159715005072272020-11-13T18:31:00.001-08:002020-11-13T18:31:09.747-08:00<div dir="ltr"> <div></div> <div> <div dir="ltr"><br> </div> <div dir="ltr">I'm very new to mushrooms. </div> </div> </div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-67629164574636771702020-10-04T13:37:00.001-07:002020-10-04T13:37:55.241-07:00<div dir="ltr"> <div></div> <div> <div dir="ltr">No matter how mad you are,</div> <div dir="ltr">you can't stop someone</div> <div dir="ltr">from buying bananas.</div> <div dir="ltr"><br> </div> <div dir="ltr">Not really. </div> <div dir="ltr"><br> </div> <div dir="ltr">Not if they keep trying. </div> </div> </div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-8660904691546401682020-04-01T16:45:00.000-07:002020-04-01T16:46:00.371-07:00<div dir="ltr">Maybe I can find some more variety... sad the camel moved. Not for the camel but for me. <br></div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-69611282522116056152020-03-27T08:49:00.000-07:002020-03-27T08:50:24.934-07:00<div dir="ltr">The catalyst is ear wax, I think.</div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-73808703130055857492020-02-21T14:08:00.001-08:002020-02-21T14:08:26.778-08:00Nothing says "Love!" like a toilet!Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-84963269234542155822019-07-17T16:06:00.001-07:002019-07-17T16:06:46.036-07:00<div dir="ltr">I've never been this old before!</div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-68483495917090060162019-07-17T16:05:00.001-07:002019-07-17T16:06:30.154-07:00<div dir="ltr">My body doesn't always tell the truth.</div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-68519090221798125992019-07-17T16:05:00.000-07:002019-07-17T16:06:09.514-07:00<div dir="ltr">Your little periontitis is delicate.<div>You have to take good care of it!</div></div> Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-21343119724768225482019-06-28T19:46:00.001-07:002019-06-28T19:46:07.634-07:00Glenfiddich: it's like Fresca...with a penis in it.Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-68336144342771723982019-06-27T13:03:00.001-07:002019-06-27T13:03:42.482-07:00I forget where people put their dots.Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-23628369570988104502019-06-23T19:23:00.000-07:002019-06-23T19:24:03.072-07:00I cried because I didn't get an Angry Birds pen.Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-27625078797585986872019-05-28T10:32:00.000-07:002019-05-28T10:33:07.232-07:00Grandpa's willing to try debaucheryCan Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-23818764840127493752019-01-10T18:27:00.001-08:002019-01-10T18:27:47.476-08:00It's hard to take a small bite of a big taco.Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-11864799523960048952018-11-24T08:26:00.001-08:002018-11-24T08:26:57.370-08:00Did I tell you about the pigs?Can Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2763402852309515180.post-56603558521711608782018-11-23T06:15:00.001-08:002018-11-23T06:15:42.638-08:00We're definitely darkeningCan Opener Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06074132164038079006noreply@blogger.com0