The last time I dropped it off at the satellite people had trouble finding the results.

Oh, he has an elk in his car!

I am not insectivorous

Math is so much easier when you do it right!

Duh. I was using tablet numbers instead of mg, for hydromorphone, but using mg for morphine.

More cowbell!

She is refusing any interventions, but will accept prune juice.

I've got my mowing hat on!

I will not block Scott's car.....
Infinity.

Lou is still doing the Lou thing.

I gotta start dying -- my house is dirty!

I shower with him twice a week.

He looks like a wax dummy.

It was so warm, I went "CAW".

He's a time bomb, and he's getting yellower by the minute.

I'll have a seizure if I just have ice cream for breakfast.

Steve is here. He's sitting in the dark.

There is still a reward available for the return of the delirium DVD.

Oops. Did you hear that?

Front:
It's just me and a little taco I like to call "Crunchy Fred".

Back:
Bye bye Fred.

We need to get out of the pantry

I think cats prefer chimichangas.

Tacos don't need cat litter.

No, no: not a wild eyed communist, just an old fashioned rock rib Marxist.

I told my family to just suck all the blood out of me and stuff me in the furnace.

You have the best day ever Licky!

Precious, crazy, dog man.

If I was a dog I would lick your face.

The connection is fully secure and almost transparent to you when it is set up.

Hang loose and do what comes your way.

You beat me to the punch, so kudos.

I'm sorry, that's why I just had to stare at you........every day.

He called from the pizza parlor last night.
Chest pain.
Don't eat there?

I would appreciate feedback about the quality of this new product.

I asked for a paper towel and they gave me an accordion.

Still working on my missing clever bone........

This is a day that will be see how loosey goosey we can be and still survive.

No peeps from my peeps.

I was right, I do regret the navy bean soup.

We're seated

I can say "pain", "dead": you know, the ordinary things.

She was a kick in the pants!

I'm kind of the joker in this deck.

She doesn't have any skin issues..........except for that boil.

Psychsomatic Fever
2008 World Tour

Scrambled eggs are good frozen!

Hoof in mouth disease is no fun.

We've got stuff but no stuff.

Hmmmm. I will have an MD in tow........

Don't call me a strange fluke!

Sometimes you just want to eat the sausage.

I hate it when my efficacy is shot.

I'm an amigo, you're an amiga.

Keep your cooties to yourself!

I taught him how not to hurt his underarms.

She'll giggle at you and then she'll blow!!

I've been hunting nonstop for the last 51 days.

Enjoy the smaller circles!

Mom's giving all her money to the Reverend Jimmy Falwell.

It's the phone version of "The Crying Game".

They're having a little shindig for elder abuse awareness month.

He's a sheriff in a......you know.........car.

I'll have some pulses in the middle for you later.

Actually, NOT everybody poops.

I hate that button

Unresponsive. That's all.

The year's going to be closing on a pretty tight "thing".

Is this an automatic spider?

I don't like to laugh too much because then my eyes disappear.

I've got my "no-rut-will-do" cape on!

That dish didn't turn out too well. Why don't you finish it up?

I like you.

Especially for your armpits!

I wonder if they make Ritalin® for dogs?

They somehow survived Stalin even though they all starved to death.

Green beans, they are like pearls, they go with anything.

I like Mollala on my pancakes.

No. No. Don't bite my face!

Are you artsy? 'Cause I'm not.

Who doesn't have a couple of little dogs?

It took two of us to trim her toenails.

I've never seen that color on a person.

I told you I was old, so stop it!

We talked about the plan to bury Mom.

If anybody is waiting for me to sing...

...it's just not gonna happen

Poo Poo Happens

Excuse the ramblings of this old gray mare.

Stop drooling on your Blackberry!

POP goes the weasel inside a bladder would be bad.

Oh, she's on the phone so I can't yank her chain.

Would Extra Large be better?

She's having a sudden (whooshing noise).

I'm going to have to be convinced of the wisdom of glossy

1 pulsating mass trumps 2 loose stools.

Snow doesn't come 'til the end of the month.

Everyone seems to be OK.

That's not a Q tip, that's my head!

I have to go get some of this in the bedroom.

When it comes to nuclear weapons, only zero is enough.

For everyone that uses a Blackberry, pay attention.

The cord for Laptop 07 was located.

Welcome to a beautiful full moon day!

No stool in vault. Failing.

All others OK.

I will be glad to have you whenever you arrive!

Caregiver tired. Pt disimpacted.

Take my advice - I'm not using it!

You breached it and you broached it.

Feel free to correct my sense of reality

His chin goes up to his nose when he talks.

The drop of wine I put on her tongue really seemed to startle her!

Who in the [blank] knows?

Graham cracker or regular?

I learn something every time I meet with different people.

Except you.

I think I have moved beyond yelling to sulking.

I haven't seen jolly.

Better Afrin® than a tampon!

Your malapropism here

I worked like two dogs.

She won't be bringing the potato salad to the MENSA picnic.

I've found the surest way to genius status is time spent slapping one's forehead and continuing to tinker.

She is getting a new one.

Passed away at 9 AM today. I am here.

One of these days I'm going to find the water source and I'm going to pour some laxative in it!

There's nothing like a shot of bourbon to start the week!

Put it on the portal!

The nurses are having breakfast!

I'm trying to think of something snarky.

To the best of my knowledge, the mountain goat population is unchanged.

It's like I'm being smothered.

(It's gonna take awhile)

Keith will also be going off at noon........

He sent me a message from home saying he wasn't going to be home.

Clapping is one of my "happy signs"

He does have coccyx issues.

Definitely bloated in the stomach.

She is still eating, not like a horse, but more like a pony.

Apparently caffeine lessens my compassion

She's really iffy to me.

and ... oops!

Her white count was Zippo®

I forgot. Am I attending?

Most of her weight is in her teeth

...aiming for her one remaining kidney

So it's not a one time thing

I wasn't sure whether it was a rattle or a snore.

Yes and Very!

LOOK, it's me again.

I haven't asked her lately.

It is better to wear out than to rust out out.