I'm going to put urine bottles by my door.

We're in serious deep yogurt.

He died. That's retiring, I guess.

I land on my butt more often than not.

I can't get my tongue around that word.

I told him I was going to braid it.

What should I put down for her PeePee?

Oh Geez -- I didn't open BOWELS?

I don't remember where I lived last year.

I LIKE GENERIC

Some people make it and some people don't.

We have volunteers available in bizarre areas.

The carrots would have been better in a cake.

I will be sunk by 7 PM.

Minus the obvious wings...

This is like everything else

We'll show you where it's at.

We're outsourcing our scales.

Social Workers are just like Nurses

Sometimes we are always surprised.

We won't take all the annoyance away

That used to be true, is what you're thinking, I think

We pound it into your head...

I'm going to be Sally Surveyor.

It didn't always always connect.

You wanna play with my raccoon?

She told her daughters she was going to die tonight.

I will visit 1st thing in am.

I am hard headed and have no one.

Don't judge me by what I say, judge me by how you feel about what I say.

Maybe I should live in a cave in SE Oregon.

Actually I'm still in the mine.

Sorta like Cagney and Lacey, only without the firearms.

"Keith going to the home"

Repeatedly states, "I'm dead."

I don't have any overalls but I have the "dufus" thing down cold.

Politics is show business for the ugly.

Told me she is dead.

This is why I yell at the moon.

I feel so bad that I was dealing with my tooth.

She can repeat it like a mantra in her head.

Now we can go to the alphabet...

I have to deal with some of the

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I'll be taking drugs on thursday.

You go there during Wheel of Fortune™ and you're dead meat.

Oh! I haven't seen the zebra!

I'm Donut Man!


This is my
trusty sidekick
Hole Boy
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In real life, unfortunately, there are no water maidens.

Keep your head down and dodge the bullets.

Almost half my patients are named Betty.

In an understatement this is a nightmare...

Moses is a whack-job!

This chap is still actively dying.

VaaVoom it is a little green house on the right.

That's him: romantic & functional

This is the life we have chosen: tax everything that moves.

They took her home and they killed her.

I've never bathed someone who looked so dead before

She was blue from head to toe.

Nah.

 

I’ve moved on.

I haven’t been well

Oh.

 

I didn’t know I needed to talk.

The drug du jour is always morphine

I have to ask the Elizabeth questions.

I got my nerve up and called Frank

A Texas medium is a Connecticut Extra Large

I was confused to hear "Texas" and "medium" in the same sentence.

Intake will be covered by a variety of people.

I'm still waiting for the seas to part.

You're so cute from behind!

Bar the door Katy

I've got nice big pillows...

I'm nervous to pull his staples.

I better put my Oscar mask on.

DOB CHEES BURGER

There is no spin.

I don't have coverage for me.

I don't want to be a robot.

Mandatory is mandatory.

Are you going to make me smile?

I can't walk in your shoes because I don't walk in your shoes.

You are not the first

I'm going to give you some woods.

We've got four halves.

There's no U in TEAM

You cant really prescribe WOW.

We go into THEIR home.
WOW!

You know what rolls downhill...

I'm a quivering pile of goo.

I got the pi and h mixed up.

Not the weather

Don't make me release the flying monkeys!

The only change I see is the Depends.

You've got good eggs!

I'm in Hawaii right now, myself

(even though I've never been there)

U r gast I am slow and nisspell

There are times I hate this little thumb-torturing device!

The drool comes naturally.

It's a couch

It's a sofa

It's a divan

It's a davenport

You both are even steven now.

Another change. Please see below.

Sigh.

This ain't my first time at the rodeo!

I don't have no pain, less'n they're messin' with my tulalli

You really have a wide mean streak.

Make mine au gratin.

Potatoes and prayers I will give you.

I can't work forever!

I thought kindness touched me today, but it was only a bug.

Ol' twinkle toes has tarnished.

I bet Warren would have brought me a corn dog.

The non-squeaky wheel gets no grease.

Have a volunteer do that!

It tastes like hell and it gives you the trots.

This will be a headache until she dies

We smelled your brain fart.

If you hear barking, they don't have a dog.

We were agreeing to disagree agreeably.

We are so far out of compliance it is unbelievable

HIPPA has not been violated in this room.

I'll serve the drinks and stuff, just don't make me make change.

Do you want to get stuck?

Or do you want to stick yourself?

We're supposed to be productive people.

One of my ladies is having bleeding issues.

Maybe I can squeeze out a nice Saturday for you, how about that?

The sky is falling, the bears are drowning.

Lube up. What can chafe will chafe.

My brain doesn't remember things so far away.

aging is that it is that it is

Holding pattern.

May land if less anxious.

Suppository given about 1:30.

She went right to sleep.

I play with the portal.

I have tingle dysfunction.

Had loose stools yesterday, which ones to keep.

Nada.

We want true capillary bleeds