I talk with my left ear...

Probably I will live quite a long time -- unless I don't.

And never ever underestimate the power of a pissed off Methodist.

I said he's circling the drain. What more do you want?

It did have meat objects in it.

She was drunk, but not in a bad way.

Lactated ringers sounds like a new type of donut.

I'd hate to have "hairy-cell" anything!

Is he still getting around and making his own stuff?

He really hates wearing the hose...

The blind one is the ringleader.

 

Me and him have become really good friends.

Every time I sing I get flipped off.

Sign up to refuse Fed Ex delivery.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you wear your Galadriel dress again I'll have to clock you.

Your motion sickness comes with a really good story line.

This is "fly by the seat of your pants" day.

Coffee is the teacher's drug.

Thanks for catching my oops!

We will acronym an acronym.

I can't stop eating french fries, but YOU should eat your vegetables.

This is good TV to clean him up to.

There was a parliament of old guys in his room...

She's still got the itchy-scratchys.

I'm really not fussy about my name

I'll be dreaming of a big tofurkey.

I can be the token male.

George Kennedy would be so piffed.

I'll have to go look at your fish!

She's got all her spots in the right places.

No worries, it's only oxygen.  :)

I just wrote that shit this morning.

I may have to put a boundary on my cheese

would be very appreciative of a reptile free day.

Historic monuments do not jiggle.

Maybe when you sing to him you should gargle.

It's a nice squiggle.

If the patient is deaf and blind, she'd be great.

May your scene be safe.

Apparently I have vacation brain!

A little palpitations never hurt anybody...

Grow your own dope. Plant a man.

Just because I don't eat it doesn't mean I don't like it.

There's, like, 20 haircuts out there...

Can they draw the labs at the dentist?

 

No -- but maybe they can look in his ear!

A lot of people have rods in their arms.

Gray is the new hawt!

The sheep were pulled from in front of their eyes.

You didn't know my name was Mike, did you?

You're obviously not acquainted with the 55 YO edition of moi.

Phew and double phew

Knee is funny. Must respect the knee.

Remember that ornery old fart in the control center? That was him.

I prefer the secret passage!

A poodle can only do so much...

I guess you don't have to eat to have gas...

The only padding he has is pitting edema!

I wouldn't want someone who sounds like me to visit me.

Running water is one step away from compulsory Facebook membership!

Now's your chance! Push me over the edge!