Did I tell you about the pigs?

We're definitely darkening

I feel slumpy when I'm slumpy

I got slapped in the face twice, and I only got two cheeks!

There's nothing worse than greasy astroturf!

I don't think there's as many Jeff's today.

She cussed, but she's clean!

She doesn't smell bad, she just smells like cheese!

I don't know anything about tar!

I am happy to report that there were no maggots visible today.

Oh, his wounds have all sorts of things!

You're not the boss of me!!!

And neither are your cooties!!!

I got about as many problems as a Billy goat with seven horns!

Her bottom was a little radish.

Trying to get someone decent to work on your teeth is like trying to get a fart out of a corpse!

He doesn't have enough sense to pour pee out of a boot!

Ensure: It  doesn't even stop to change color on the way out!

She's a strange cat.

But I think she's getting a little less strange.