When it comes to nuclear weapons, only zero is enough.

For everyone that uses a Blackberry, pay attention.

The cord for Laptop 07 was located.

Welcome to a beautiful full moon day!

No stool in vault. Failing.

All others OK.

I will be glad to have you whenever you arrive!

Caregiver tired. Pt disimpacted.

Take my advice - I'm not using it!

You breached it and you broached it.

Feel free to correct my sense of reality

His chin goes up to his nose when he talks.

The drop of wine I put on her tongue really seemed to startle her!

Who in the [blank] knows?

Graham cracker or regular?

I learn something every time I meet with different people.

Except you.

I think I have moved beyond yelling to sulking.

I haven't seen jolly.

Better Afrin® than a tampon!

Your malapropism here

I worked like two dogs.

She won't be bringing the potato salad to the MENSA picnic.

I've found the surest way to genius status is time spent slapping one's forehead and continuing to tinker.

She is getting a new one.

Passed away at 9 AM today. I am here.

One of these days I'm going to find the water source and I'm going to pour some laxative in it!

There's nothing like a shot of bourbon to start the week!

Put it on the portal!

The nurses are having breakfast!

I'm trying to think of something snarky.

To the best of my knowledge, the mountain goat population is unchanged.

It's like I'm being smothered.

(It's gonna take awhile)

Keith will also be going off at noon........

He sent me a message from home saying he wasn't going to be home.

Clapping is one of my "happy signs"

He does have coccyx issues.

Definitely bloated in the stomach.

She is still eating, not like a horse, but more like a pony.

Apparently caffeine lessens my compassion

She's really iffy to me.

and ... oops!

Her white count was Zippo®

I forgot. Am I attending?

Most of her weight is in her teeth

...aiming for her one remaining kidney

So it's not a one time thing

I wasn't sure whether it was a rattle or a snore.

Yes and Very!

LOOK, it's me again.

I haven't asked her lately.

It is better to wear out than to rust out out.