We've got stuff but no stuff.

Hmmmm. I will have an MD in tow........

Don't call me a strange fluke!

Sometimes you just want to eat the sausage.

I hate it when my efficacy is shot.

I'm an amigo, you're an amiga.

Keep your cooties to yourself!

I taught him how not to hurt his underarms.

She'll giggle at you and then she'll blow!!

I've been hunting nonstop for the last 51 days.

Enjoy the smaller circles!

Mom's giving all her money to the Reverend Jimmy Falwell.

It's the phone version of "The Crying Game".

They're having a little shindig for elder abuse awareness month.

He's a sheriff in a......you know.........car.

I'll have some pulses in the middle for you later.

Actually, NOT everybody poops.

I hate that button

Unresponsive. That's all.

The year's going to be closing on a pretty tight "thing".

Is this an automatic spider?

I don't like to laugh too much because then my eyes disappear.

I've got my "no-rut-will-do" cape on!

That dish didn't turn out too well. Why don't you finish it up?

I like you.

Especially for your armpits!

I wonder if they make Ritalin® for dogs?

They somehow survived Stalin even though they all starved to death.

Green beans, they are like pearls, they go with anything.

I like Mollala on my pancakes.

No. No. Don't bite my face!

Are you artsy? 'Cause I'm not.

Who doesn't have a couple of little dogs?

It took two of us to trim her toenails.

I've never seen that color on a person.

I told you I was old, so stop it!

We talked about the plan to bury Mom.

If anybody is waiting for me to sing...

...it's just not gonna happen

Poo Poo Happens

Excuse the ramblings of this old gray mare.

Stop drooling on your Blackberry!

POP goes the weasel inside a bladder would be bad.

Oh, she's on the phone so I can't yank her chain.

Would Extra Large be better?

She's having a sudden (whooshing noise).

I'm going to have to be convinced of the wisdom of glossy

1 pulsating mass trumps 2 loose stools.

Snow doesn't come 'til the end of the month.

Everyone seems to be OK.

That's not a Q tip, that's my head!

I have to go get some of this in the bedroom.