We'll just get this all fixed and he'll die.

I suppose you want to ask me about my bowels.

He is an odd mix of gray and yellow.

Does anybody want a cat named "Peepers"?

It's hard to say no to pancreatic cancer.

I'm Phil, and I always have a handkerchief attached to my face.

I haven't heard a "BOO HISS!" in a long time

I don't think we're way out of the whack

We now carry authentic beach sand.

Q: why isn't it called womenopause?

Don't say aaahhh, say arf.

Central is in the middle.

He showed me his bong.

They're gonna ask me what I think...

...and I have no idea

She does great if you catch her in between drugs.

They make no bones about the puff-puff

It's a love/hate relationship

mostly hate

It's too early in the morning for a Willy Wonka reference

I feel like George Hamilton.

She's got goobers on her brain.

I may need to have you come and be the ugly person.

As you're going out, I'll bring up serious illness.

I embraced it, I just haven't expanded my embrace...

My cheese is your cheese

Mom had a mini freak.

That's the second buzzard story I've heard this week.

Yuks infinity

If he's twitching, you can just put him back to bed.

Always thinking -- but not planning

Just because it's old doesn't mean we don't need it.

I need "D", not "E".

I can make my knuckles crack

My chiropracter can make a back crack

Only God can make a butt crack

It's got that "thrift store" smell.

I'm chomping at the bit to take more junk home.

I know your schedule is bizarre.

When she crashes, it's going to be butt ugly.

My patients are lacking the normal gene.

She was just like a hornet.

The one I get along with best is the cat

Up and runnin. The tooth can be saved.

I want to find a TV station with ugly people.

boredom is subjective?

We're not a horsey sort of a people.

Woo hoo is right!

I will be the tattoo person there. Say hi!

I specialize in depressing.

Does my tongue scratch your skin?

Is there something I don't know about me?

He may remember you if you buried his wife.

Don't get sticks until I tell you