You are so wise for an old fart.

Can you give me some verbage about decline?

The angel of death has followed me around for awhile.

(whistling part)

Yea, Cindy! Yea, Biceps!

Didn't gamble, but now I am pretty broke.

You did a good job, now that we're not out eating people...

...now where will I get my Swedish bandages?

Make mine Spock.

There's plenty of room here at the funny farm.....

She's very well marbled.

She sleeps with her head way up in the air.

I am your GPS

Let's smooth the water and get the hell out of Dodge.

It's like: hurry up, get on, and do your thing.

Every year I drop off a year, so...

I'm sure I'm the only Georgi here...

Support your local Search and Rescue. Get lost.

Before she left she went a little cracker-dogs...

Non-S.O. S.O.

...little tiny dog with a great big bark...

I tend to compliment folks on their sneezing technique.

You have to save before you search.

I don't have any recipes that require packing tape & Starbursts

Ok I did number two, will go back and do number one.

Tuesday was death day.

 

Death daaaayyyyyy!

Cindy has been kind enough to get her pooping!

If one little string goes crazy, the whole ball is gonna fray!

In general, I don't hit my head nearly as much as I used to...

That was plain mean...but I enjoyed the giggle that followed the angina!

(personal watermelon)

When I left there I didn't take a dang thing except my undy-wear and my clothes!

I have never done a letter of death.

We all say "Hello!" to the curb once in awhile...

I was fine until "creamy" came out...

You haven't worked here long enough to say "Yea!"

Applewood is a terminal diagnosis.

He looks like a dalmation with red spots.

...I'm feeling pretty confident that someday my left trap will stop being a damn control freak.

Still grieving for the 10122 but somehow I will muddle through...

Mostly OUT

I want the 'tink!' but not the 'thud!'

I don't know what to do about my bowel movements!

I'm still perfecting Clark Kent. Superman will have to wait.

I know nada about Rambo.

I have so many people on morphine right now.

You look like you just came over from England, but you had a bowl on your head first...

I start doing something and then I have to stop and do the chicken thing.

It's OK to float, but I hope you don't sink.

If the wheelchair is rockin', don't come a knockin'.