ONPLUB

 

(Official Nurse for People Living Under Bridges)

Boogie on, Reggae MSW!

He coughs like a sea lion.

What are you seeing? Woo woo woo. I'm a child of the 60's.

Take your robes and go do some hippie.

She stands on those little bird legs.

I got to see her in Santa Claus's afterglow...

She's like a walking skeleton.

ARE YOU ALIVE..WHY DID YOU WRITE THE DEED?

Consider me wahoo-prepped.

I accidentally cc'd Beverly

You were just on like a piercing frenzy!

We say no to dead people.

Well, in Oklahoma, blah bluh blah...

She's really a bad color.

You know you're gaining weight if your pajamas are too tight!

Dory can be the kitty...

If you win the lottery, I'll buy the slop!

Exactly!!!

 

...because that's where the drugs come from!

So how do you do that when you're dead?

I'm going to pick the fly poop out of the pepper.

I'm a comma nazi.

There's just enough money in petty cash for some petty chocolate.

Thank you for stretching my brain...

Thank you for saving my head...

It's middle school with cellulite.

Veryon good for now

There's two Browns in my head

His wife concerns me...

Woo hoo! I'm all synced up!

That's pretty much "Virginia in a nutshell" !!!

She peels like a blanched peach.

We usually only die once.

I've done things like this in other settings and places...

Um, well...there was that recent séance.

blame this on my fat little fingers...

Myopathies is the winner!

I'm not all that upset about interrupting anyone's day...

MUNCHIE FEVER!

My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.

Whenever she talks she just spits eggs at me.

We don't brush her teeth because she doesn't have any...

I think we've made great strides with his bowels.

Spicy! I'm a Social Worker!

You don't want to see me on caffeine.

You look German today.

can you answer the draining question?

Do eggs make it better?

I think I need something with fringe...

Cow Dung is completed