If you know Origami, you could make a swell menagerie.

Keith needs stories!

I've been there with one of those loaf manglers.

I'll stand out here and smell the pumpkin lightly.

It's a hot dog, lower the bar.

Are my lips too tart?

Oh!

I thought it fell off...but I guess it's still attached...

Sometimes I amaze myself with my left hand!

My brain takes leaps I didn't intend it to...

Somebody is honking at you.

Mentally she is a little bit everywhere.

I was going to bring my own wet noodle, but I forgot...

He'd crush you if he fell on you.

Heh... woops. Thanks.

So many fire drills, so few hoses.

You open it!!!

I don't want another ferret...or whatever...

Warped minds are also speedy!

oh my squeak is pretty loud.
spacing out the noise.

He's got a little potty problem.

Let's have a cranky-fest!

I've got crankiness in my bones today.

You're the man.

The tomato man.

He's got red crinkles.

I feel cheated. I didn't smell anything.

I've been going days without getting hold of any humans...

You can talk about the bowel stuff.

I don't think she's decomposing.

I usually do my lightbulb changing on Fridays...

I'm a casual sneezer...

You're "young old" -- you're not "old old" yet!

synch doen

Somehow a liver smoothie doesn't sound all that good.

They're gonna be jingling all over the place...

I replaced it yesterday, now it hurts.

...that's a lot of chili!

I didn't think she had time to become an invalid...

It's probably best if you just stop talking now.

Good is better than pretty.

 

(and lucky is better than good!)

All my hay is in for the year!

All are content.

Raw

You can grab one of the laminated WILDAs!

You know the motto...

 

If you're going to be a professional athlete, wear a life preserver!

She speaks in Japanese, but she doesn't make any sense...

If she's not at the door, knock on the window!

It's like she's chewing gum...but there's no gum!

I thought we were going to get rats with diarrhea.

He doesn't say real words anymore.

Everybody I saw yesterday wanted to talk about bowels.

It's hard to listen with digitalis poisoning.