As long as she can sit and look at squirrels, she'll be happy.

Warm on the bottom;
Reasonable on top.

I didn't know what you were doing
so I didn't want to say no.

I'm on my way over with a loofa!

I've got Sobe®, pretzels & granola bar from the market. Wahoo!

Subtle, but meaningful!

She was like a poodle who kept the meaty bone away from the Pitbull.

Well, it's our turn to get slammed.

Don't get sucked in when you're floating.

Not that I'm necessarily sane, but...

I've already had my
emotion for the day

I am so used to people calling me all kinds of names.

The wee hours.

(Yank)
Next!

We'll do the best we can when tomorrow comes.

How about I whistle whilst I slug you in the arm?

........requesting massage and music today it at all possible.

Two identical workshops will be presented by DougDoug.

What's an argus?

Yes, I am curious.
No, don't call me George.

I'm a sucker for a good sandwich.

I need a face Roomba®

I'm working my way through my piles.

I think it's called an octopus

I will plan on being there

I'm tasking at the Home Depot.

She's like an old shoe.

No guarantee I won't lose the bridge

I'm going to use my powers for good and not evil.

Hi, I'm Doug, but you can call me Doug.

Every time I talk to you I regret it.

I just classified someone
named Larry as a daughter!

Flexibility must be one of our "F" words.

This time I waited until I was done!

Sorry, need to once again duct tape my fingers as well as my mouth.

Is it me or is it I?

U noticed it was blank like the wasteland of my mind right now

I'm in woodburn
and can go anywhere!

No police called

My heart is beating again

You and I are dental buds!

Just call me Dan Scott.

Sorry pushed the sent button rather than the paste button.

Go to sleep, Evelyn!

Saw your name and just
Ass u me d

I know Guillermo is Bill.

Scott is crying.

I want to know if you have a gas pump.

There's some
(insert hand motions)
muddy waters there.