I got nothin'

It's the annual physical exam, so please think kindly of me during, well, you know.

We're talkin' power underwear.

Yahoo! One strike for Alzheimer's.

She swims like a rock.

You can put Mr Happy Face on the floor.

Her niece is here for the next month, she would like to die during this time.

I thought it was a tuna flavored mint.

Is that what smells?

hey, do they still have cable TV at the big house?

You can talk to them until they're blue in the face...

...But they'll still step over a five-dollar bill to pick up a nickel!

She Google'd me.

I had forgotten to wear my "Miss MS" sash around the office.

I'm lost.

You couldn't look more dead

You couldn't act more dead

If she could just write it down I'd be happy

Nights work-----days sleep
pooper.

Why lie? I need a beer.

Food in kitchen

He looks like a nose picker to me.

They didn't allow for confusion until recently.

I don't think we lost anyone that I didn't catch

She wanted me to shave my nose.

I've only met him once so we haven't discussed death yet.

I didn't know you do acupuncture with your tongue.

I was thinking in my head and it wasn't coming out of my mouth right.

Beam me past it, Scottie!

Grizzly Adams lives!

Waving at people not here.

Are you going to install the wedge?

The teleprompter won last night.

I have a PHD in existential crap.

I always go with my noodle.

I never used a noodle before.

I'm only there to tell her when she's dying.

I suspect that's no picnic for him either.

Thanks. Now I have Barry White in my head.

I'm going too slow to do the heavy breathing...

Music can cause harm.

I'm kicking in their parasympathetic.

I don't have any finances to advise.

Sometimes my own life is like a foreign country, even to me.

I'm all boogered up.

My vagueness is not positive about her.

I intend to float.

Burial done.

Got my ears back on good buddies

Got my ears back on good buddies.

Home, Harry.

kinda hard to shoot a building during a downpour

No smiley faces in mgmt