Oh shoot, maybe mine is too big

I didn't just fall off the diversity truck.

Sorry I am full now

He was pretty stiff by the time I got there

When Dusty was there, there was a dog problem.

The other fun thing with this is your bowel meds.

They were all flat on something.

There was no Wal-Mart choice.

The ones who aren't incarcerated seem very caring and helpful.

We don't want dire.

You bring the tent

You will find me a kind and gentle tyrant

Please don't feel compelled to enlighten me.

My illusions are all I have at the moment.

Somebody gave me bubble wrap.

Everbody Sing!!!

"Who knows what's under there now..."

This is the first time the brick hit the head and said:

"Measure it, Stupid!"

It's your turn to have a brain fart.

I need to make some words

I saw a picture of you with pom poms.... It wasn't a pretty picture.

She has really clean windows and plastic plants.

He doesn't have a female. That's why he yells so much.

I'm sorry, I'm Sonya

I don't know any Catholic who's not in pain.

He's experiencing our nothingness...

You can't do anything on autopilot

I had my legs crossed while I typed that

Thanks! Carleen!

Excellent use of quotation marks

I just want to get my work done so I can go home and do some more work.

If I don't stumble over it, I don't notice it.

You be the superstar.

Let me tell you MY Versed story...

Exclamation marks do not belong in the medical record!

I am not sure I totally agree with this yahoo...

Guess I'm not as loud as I thought...

The shadow is getting bigger.

Let your inner Martin Scorsese go wild!

Well, you could crush that, you know...

Oh!

Mona's going to be lonesome.

There's only so many noodles you can eat.

I don't want to eat your roses.

Let's play "basket of knives".

BB makes noise again.

I'm wearing hemp biking shorts.

Only God knows the number of days we have and I have to stop trying to figure that out on my own.

I'll have to get the otter shined

I swear I'm going to take them a salad one of these days.

I will try to slide in there a little early if I can.

I have to ask if I've eaten any beets...

Ask for Judy and see what happens.