Yeah. I broke it and will fix it tonight. It is doing that for everyone.

She's a french fry short of a happy meal!

Worms are better than marshmallows!

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.

Tell me they didn't eat trouble.

He has the right, but we don't have the luck!

Oh yah and I have on my boots!

You're saying no to Tammie without even tasting her!

I don't do anything. Why would I get dirty??

I am what they call a "bath girl"

He had a blip on his anxiety screen.

...once again, ...i suck

=o(

Her skin is different skin

Squalor

It's the right foot.

It could be the other right foot

I was on vacation in my mind.

We're moving through the alphabet pretty well right now...

It is a good looking wound.

My float is continuing to sink.

I'm trembling, 'cause I'm next!

I can do 2 visits

Anybody seen a noose?

I heard him oinking.

I never not eat

Is there anyone knocking on the pearly gates yet?

Aarrgghh redux

I'd rather be a lazy nebish...

I never thought I'd see the day when the yak would collapse.

He's laying on your sticks

smell of death in room

Just purse your lips and stand by

The goats loved me. They always do.

It takes a big man to admit he's a medium.

I use super glue for my loose stools.

"Pie"

He also has to watch the abuse DVD.

Oh, I have to hang out with mom, bummer!

I will be going, but I won't be wearing a scarf.

He was pleasant in an evil way.

You don't get to think

H1N1?

I'm just going to buy a big bottle of Purell® and sit in it!

I'm tutti frutti today

I'm going to highlight your things.

How dead is dead?

Jones died so U are OK.

For Dory and the King:

Jesus loves you,
But I'm His favorite!

The "y" is the little hangie-down- thingie in the back of your throat.

I'm currently wearing pioneer clothing.

He's not a Mao-ist, he's a Mickey Mao-ist.