I hold gold in couch potato.

I like gravy.

There's somebody else's teeth in my mother's mouth!

Oooooh convenience in a syringe. I love it!

I mean its not often you come across someone who farts glitter and it smells like freshly baked cookies!

per wife, mumble jumbo talking...

I need a nap, a vacation, or a cookie.

Nonweightbearing and lasix do not go well together

testing 1-2-3

This was deliciouser than I thought!

...unlike that soup I made...

We each have moments with Ichiro.

My brain kills me...

It was aweful! I mean like di Vinci Code aweful!

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I blamed you!

I was not telling the report enough information and kept going in a circle.

That's not a dead animal, that's a burrito.

They won't be having so many dings now.

I got a picture in mind of a tap dancing penguin.

There's more dogs than people!

He's a beached whale.....

Did I let you talk?

Basically, they said "Just so you know, we hid the machete"...

Leggo my ego!

I'm just going to put a kick stand and wheels on this posting.....

If I ate purple-jelly donuts, I'd eat one now…

I thought we were having a chew-off...

Which eye is your weird eye?

He's Pinocchio cubed.

Fiddley-Fooey. Am I the only one having an upsurge in rashy complaints?

First, I gong my little thingie...

Back to her bowels.....

Under her arms, looks...goooood!!

Excuse me just a second while I breath.

I think I might be indecisive...

If this keeps up we won't have any right feet left...

Here comes Snow White with testicles.

Spelled sideways her name is lemon.

Just like a Sandy Koufax fastball!

(...WHIFF!!!)

We wouldn't want to taint our genius with errant advertisements...

It's the week of the crazy daughters.

I trotted out my rusty Spanish.

I don't put catheters in dead bodies.

I don't think she has the strength to scratch any more...

We be good but we be po

I'm now sitting in my car, thank you very much!

That smacking sound you heard?

 

Facepalm.

We like big talking.

He doesn't have a lot of breath to hold...

It was Dale Evans (nudge nudge, wink wink)

Now I'm a REAL boy!!!