Friday, November 16, 2018

I got slapped in the face twice, and I only got two cheeks!

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Friday, August 10, 2018

I am happy to report that there were no maggots visible today.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

You're not the boss of me!!!

And neither are your cooties!!!

Friday, May 11, 2018

I got about as many problems as a Billy goat with seven horns!

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Trying to get someone decent to work on your teeth is like trying to get a fart out of a corpse!
He doesn't have enough sense to pour pee out of a boot!
Ensure: It  doesn't even stop to change color on the way out!

Saturday, January 20, 2018

She's a strange cat.

But I think she's getting a little less strange.

Thursday, December 28, 2017

I lost weight in my butt. I don't want to lose weight in my butt!

Friday, December 15, 2017

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Monday, November 13, 2017

Saturday, November 11, 2017

I don't tend to go out into the middle of nowhere very often.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

If you share you butt's contents, you have to share your butt!

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Friday, April 21, 2017

Monday, April 10, 2017

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Friday, October 14, 2016

Friday, October 7, 2016

Friday, September 2, 2016

Monday, August 29, 2016

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Friday, June 17, 2016

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

So I was gonna ask you, oh, wait -- now why was he in prison again?

Friday, May 27, 2016

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Don't steal my limelight!
She dropped her drawers for me and I saw the stage II, but she turned me down for a low-profile Roho or a mini-max...
She's curt but she's very friendly...