It's all about the words.

It's a good thing we don't stink.

Hairy Noise is a Full Report

Is 8:00 am too early for wine?

Pound head here.

I couldn't think that fast backwards.

I'm poking him now. I'll whistle at u in a few.

I thought is sounded confusing when I wrote it.

My she changes....

We in heap big doo doo.

Pull a seat up to a table

You can't have the right hand and left hand doing stuff.

You might want to share this pearl with your confreres (and consoeurs)

Whooooooooosh!!!

(That was me, dodging a bullet)

I was used to white before I got the yellow.

He's a bit gappy

Gently rock the tube

I'm combining clothespins and Q-tips...

Show me.

I don't know anything about a sticker...

Sometimes I have to shock my body into life

I don't have energy, I'm just weird!

I have ammo.

Nevermind :) keith says I'll be fine :)

We live in a sleazy world where greed is the key word.

I'm just saying: cheesy

It's easier to get a gurney into a casino than a prison.

I'll leave out the "crap" part...

I've got to interrupt myself.

It drives me crazy, but I can handle being driven crazy.

Call me Hairy Putter.

She looks better bruised

I am a coiled spring of repressed anger and frustration :-)

Seems like we have a lot of Johnsons

She has dings and stuff on her legs

Was wednesday yesterday?

Jackie was there

I have now officially turned into my mother....

would you like a lozenge for that?

There's something to be said for lizard people.

How Long is a man from China

Everybody left the big tent.

It's colder than a well digger's weenie.

Oo Ooo oo
Rent me Rent me

I am known to be unable to find stuff. Its that Y chromosome thing.

I don't know any pookies.

Yeah. I broke it and will fix it tonight. It is doing that for everyone.

She's a french fry short of a happy meal!

Worms are better than marshmallows!

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.

Tell me they didn't eat trouble.