Monday, May 28, 2012

It's just nice to have a past...

Friday, May 25, 2012

I vow now to die man-boobless.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

My comments have been certified as embellishment-free.
Keith, do you have your's up?
His buttocks always seem to be on the edge of breakdown.

She's in love with her dexamethasone

I lost my yarmulka!
She doesn't seem to mind, so...
He's beyond pregnant.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

We can't expect you to sin ad infinitum!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Sounds like a bad episode of "Love Boat".
She is an anxious little human.
It's not my turn but I'm confused.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Friday, May 11, 2012

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Her mentation is fine when she is going in to the bathroom...

I never thought I would end my life in an RV.

Wait for me, and gather yourself...

Do they know her toe could fall off at any minute?

What is it we're drawing and eating?
Do you have to quack when you talk?

He decided he liked the foot pain better...

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

I don't think they put toxic waste in burlap bags.

Well, you just passed the old fart test.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

She reminds me of you but in a skirt...

Monday, May 7, 2012

We have to figure out a way to "dog" the "flip"!

Friday, May 4, 2012

Poor ol' Septic Santa

I'm doin' the clarity jig! (It looks a little like a riverdance)

Thursday, May 3, 2012

So Les Schwab has hats?
I suppose they make super-size coffins.
We're finally getting her bowels on an even keel......
Sometimes just sitting in his chair he'll get a hot flash.
 
I'm not sure what that is all about...

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

OK.
Actually, I was channeling Jar Jar Binks.
"Party on dudes" is not the same as "Party on, dudes"
K. I got raisins!
All of the people who were too weird for California moved to Seattle.

...will attempt a call after finishing this shower :)

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The worst that can happen is nothing.
(Oops, I was supposed to use my "inside voice" then)

Monday, April 30, 2012

My brain is having a malfunction at the moment…

Friday, April 27, 2012

Sadly my GPS looney-finder is on the fritz!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

I don't know if he's the gaffe that keeps on giving, or the gift that keeps on gaffeing.
We just want the drugs.

He was falling asleep with his toast and bacon...

I appreciate your good intentions. We all know what road that paves.....
John is gone.....

Hopefully my insulin will kick in...

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Honorable mention to anyone who kicks the bucket between. now and 2359

Tuesday, April 24, 2012