Saturday, February 27, 2021

Saturday, February 20, 2021

Sunday, October 4, 2020

No matter how mad you are,
you can't stop someone
from buying bananas.

Not really. 

Not if they keep trying. 

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Maybe I can find some more variety... sad the camel moved. Not for the camel but for me.  

Friday, February 21, 2020

Friday, June 28, 2019

Thursday, June 27, 2019

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Friday, November 16, 2018

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Friday, August 10, 2018

I am happy to report that there were no maggots visible today.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

You're not the boss of me!!!

And neither are your cooties!!!

Friday, May 11, 2018

I got about as many problems as a Billy goat with seven horns!

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Trying to get someone decent to work on your teeth is like trying to get a fart out of a corpse!
He doesn't have enough sense to pour pee out of a boot!
Ensure: It  doesn't even stop to change color on the way out!

Saturday, January 20, 2018

She's a strange cat.

But I think she's getting a little less strange.

Thursday, December 28, 2017

I lost weight in my butt. I don't want to lose weight in my butt!

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Monday, November 13, 2017

Saturday, November 11, 2017

I don't tend to go out into the middle of nowhere very often.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

If you share you butt's contents, you have to share your butt!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Friday, April 21, 2017