He was a pull my finger kind of guy.

I need a Dory translating device.

I can help today.

Oh, no, wait, that's not true, I'm just having a coffee rush...

As it stands now you are doing it correctly.

What am I? Flypaper for morons?

I love your small.

We've all got baggage...but she has more than carry-on, you know?

Oh, I hate them all.

When she does go, it is just huge balls.

We all went to camp. What can I tell ya?

Regularity is not your job.

Rumor has it you give a really fine enema...

Here, there and underwear....

Two hammers are better than none.

I refuse to hold my breath, I don't look that good in blue.

He hates the pricks.

Self-help doesn't help.

Gives new meaning to "hokey pokey"!!!

Paul, you are free to roam around the neighborhood...

All electric beds should have a hand crank underneath the bed in case of no electrify.

Caregiver was a shaking quivering, almost out of control, ball of anxiety

There is a 6 inch rule.

Deactivation is reversible.

Its not about trying to be nice to each other

Unless they have really fast growing toes..

It's Monday. Who cares.

Give me a second. They're talking to me in my ear.

The Irish part of me thanks you.

Just get something red, white, and blue and stick it on your head.

I'm "The Man", but not in a 60's sense.

She sits squashed down.

Can we do a joint?

It was kind of like Science Fiction. Kind of Funny.

 

Only not.

Kay Sera is right.

There's a lot of stuff you can do with a spork.

my brain is still on vacation

We're a whole state full of stoners.

She didn't like Barney, so she spit him out.

If she goes to the hospital, we watch her teeth.

I'm coupon challenged.

Just consider me your adhesive homey!

Oh rats!....Ed's dead.

I will make homemade potato salad.

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

There will be bitching.

Remember when you did?

He talked really high.

Was he all commando, still?

Maybe he's under the polar ice cap.