Monday, June 29, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

I will make homemade potato salad.
If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.
There will be bitching.
Remember when you did?
He talked really high.
Was he all commando, still?
Maybe he's under the polar ice cap.
She had two daughters

One was a strange...
I don't want to be around when you've "had it".
He died, man -- whattaya want?
I think Keith is getting "jiggy wit' it"
She seems to enjoy that, 'cause she does sweat a lot...
She's no bigger than a minute
If you ever meet Joe, say hello.
She was tisketing when I first got there.
My pierogi is leaking.
Linda told me I have to die on my own time.
I was crying because you guys are crazy
I haven't used a payphone in so long it's like learning new software!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I want spandex pants!!
I can bring a horse whip.
I don't need to watch a puppet show.
My day is full now!
You made me use the sputum word
I will bring a stuffed dog.
Everybody wants to go somewhere
Would you like me to read these funny words?
You'll get your vacation in a minute.
Do you want me to read these funky little words?
I need a stoma gasket for my little friend.
I will bring a scepter

Thursday, June 18, 2009

How fast would you drop a box of dead gerbils?
Whoa!

You're going to give me a tic!
We're having a talkabout
I LOVE FOSTER HOMES!!!
(grumble grumble)
We don't need the details
Every supervisor has a supervisor.
Don't wear your frock coat when you go.
She's basically a yes or no person
He looks NOTHING like Mother Theresa
I don't think she has enough potpourri
We have the technology. We just don't know what to do with it.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Do you have a pointy hat as well??
I'm naïve and loving, DAMMIT!
I have a nurse's "thing" every day.
I'm the "Plan of Care" faery!
I want to lose my boundaries some time soon and be found there listening to some Bluegrass
I'm salaried; let's go.
We're keepin' the hosers.
I wasn't done talking.....
The three of us were sitting on our tongues.
I'm running fifty-fifty on first impressions this week.
A plate is better than a napkin anyday.
We are both alone.
It's ugly but it's clean.