Monday, December 31, 2012

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

You look like you just came over from England, but you had a bowl on your head first...

Sunday, December 23, 2012

I start doing something and then I have to stop and do the chicken thing.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Saturday, December 15, 2012

I have no problem avoiding sugar...as long as it is not around.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

She's got those bruises from the little thin-skinned people

Monday, December 3, 2012

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Peace on earth and all that jazz
 
(image: globe with halo, dove, and white-gloved jazz-hands)
To the best of my ability to discern, we are golden.
Thanks for being me today. Try not to rumple my clothes.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Thursday, November 15, 2012

I'm feeling resentful about the amount of memory space you just took up.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Monday, October 29, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Monday, October 22, 2012

Saturday, October 20, 2012

When the bra doesn't fit right, it's time to start eating different...

Friday, October 19, 2012

Heard on the street in NY:
"So how did the whole shit go down?"

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Monday, October 1, 2012

Friday, September 28, 2012

I'm not the smoothest talker.
 
...but I'm a really good watcher!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Monday, September 3, 2012

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Monday, August 27, 2012

It would be easy to shower him with love and tenderness if he wasn't such an ass.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Maybe I can barter for a Mai Tai.
We're not "Denial Busters!"
It's hard to get fired from being an intern.
It's not the suing that I'm worried about...it's the winning.

At least I get my own button!!

I think he got dressed until the day he died.
I did not shut off your internet!  You have the ultimate "look like I am working" device!

She apparently did some preaching on her own!

I could have told you that if you hadn't asked me...

May yo mayo never spoil- o.

It sounds like a freight train going through his nose!

Nobody there is living in Realistic-Land.
They're triangulating all over the place.

I could hear her not taking down the number as I gave it to her over the phone...

Have you seen his feet lately!?!?!?

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Monday, August 6, 2012

Monday, July 30, 2012

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

This was deliciouser than I thought!

...unlike that soup I made...