Thursday, April 29, 2010

I like breakin' things.
It feels like I'm the last rat on the ship.
A plethora of deaths.
Since I've been seeing him, he's walkie talkie.
Well...... Yeah.
She says "I can see fine" but she stares straight ahead.
We put her on a bowel protocol just to keep her safe.
She won't last long if she's a nice person.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I always rest easy when there's a good coup' in the offing.
I think we all have bedbugs.
Excrement need not be treated before being flushed down the toilet.
"Confront the dark parts of yourself.
Your willingness to wrestle with your demons
will cause your angels to sing."
~ August Wilson

Monday, April 26, 2010


So, it's all a bit complicated. Perhaps you've noticed this about life.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The bullets for the euthenizer were not there when I went to pick them up.

Wow!  Efficient!

I don't want the government to give me my potato chips.
Great minds look alike.

Monday, April 19, 2010

In all the years I have been aspargus hunting this has never happened. So everyone be careful this year.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

You'd better go for the porn then
Do you mean a pullminder?
That damn duck!
It was like going from a horror movie to a Disney movie.
I am sure there is a whole universe inside his head.
I've got an arm... It's 9 1/2.
My batting average isn't too good this week.
Actually, while you are coughing Helen...
It works better when you dont have a brain fart.
She's not depressed depressed. She's just depressed.