Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Monday, August 27, 2012

It would be easy to shower him with love and tenderness if he wasn't such an ass.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Maybe I can barter for a Mai Tai.
We're not "Denial Busters!"
It's hard to get fired from being an intern.
It's not the suing that I'm worried about...it's the winning.

At least I get my own button!!

I think he got dressed until the day he died.
I did not shut off your internet!  You have the ultimate "look like I am working" device!

She apparently did some preaching on her own!

I could have told you that if you hadn't asked me...

May yo mayo never spoil- o.

It sounds like a freight train going through his nose!

Nobody there is living in Realistic-Land.
They're triangulating all over the place.

I could hear her not taking down the number as I gave it to her over the phone...

Have you seen his feet lately!?!?!?

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Monday, August 6, 2012