Tuesday, November 30, 2010

It has come to my attention that some people did not know this.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

If I had a daughter named Nancy, I wouldn't encourage her to marry a man whose last name was Malig

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Please wait unless I'm indispensible
I've been advertising for sycophants.....I can't find any.
I'm walking on eggshells

...'cause you're an egg

You're a nerd. I didn't know that.
He's using the urinal and we're keeping our fingers crossed.
My visits there are bipolar.

I'll always take a weight

He's a "wall walker"

She's doing the "pill rolling" thing.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010