Sunday, November 30, 2008

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Large output, but foul looking output.
You can be a stranger in Portland
He is not Kenny Rogers anymore.
Can you spray some in my mouth?
If it's real, I'll have some.
I go through leather gloves so fast.
Cherries and horse poop don't cross pollinate.
I didn't want to stay, so I went bowling.
I'm just going to get sloshed.
It might have been a cork problem.
Nine people, two dogs, two cats, one horse and a turkey.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

if im not here when u get home, i took the pies...
She has purple urine bag syndrome.
The swelling lizard thing is different.
If it's MUG, I'm happy!
It's germ alley in here.
You're only doing two things: grieving and breathing.
I'm taking those off
Yucky drainage.

Yucky!
You have to have some kind of pain
I have a real problem; she's blind!
It's gonna hunt me down later today.
Scott did
Were there fava beans?
I'll use anything I can get my hands on.
My instincts were raised to a high level.....
I'm not completely

Monday, November 24, 2008

Get a heart, woman!
She's got a flat face.
You'll never have that slip problem
It comes out every so often
No joy in Mudville, no grief in Stayton.
If it's chocolate, I don't care how old it is.
I dripped at breakfast
Sometimes you have to kind of pull the stuff out of the box...
OK, my Monday morning is showing...
We're forgetting to carry the one somewhere.
I want to be your dog.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Little Ponys should be made into Little Pony glue.
Oops mis read it.
Dibs on the green meat!
She looked like this little larvae.
Just hover for me.
I am watching his bottom really good.
I think our guys have got it!
It was a joint visit...

...by the end of our visit we needed a joint!
I'll let Cindy deal with her peas.
I was too busy enjoying it.
It's amazing what happens when your bowels move.
He is happy being able to have bowel movements.
He still goes squaredancing?

He's incontinent though!
PLAY THE GAME, PLEASE!!!
John doesn't need to hear anything.
He zags when he doesn't want to.
Cross your Braden off
Next week: duct tape in various colors.
I had forgotten one of her "L's".
There's no duck about it.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I can take her.
Her goal is to have an ice cream shake daily.
We're with the lemmings and they're heading over the cliff.
I want to know how you jiggle goals.
I've got oodles too!
Some of us do better when we see.
That wasn't Sandy in your cheek.
We're going to have a few slips through the crack.
Sister, what planet are you on?

Monday, November 17, 2008

We are assuming that each of you know who your own patients are
It's a turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a duck.
I will take over the entire city today.
Pick the bone next hour
Don't forget the cheeses!
Everybody tells me I'm just a big beaver dude!
I'm supposed to be dead.
He's a major stress muffin.
I don't know the difference between one salmon and the other.
Nothin' like a little bowel humour to start the week out right!
It was dry and funky.
**see note and above note as they are related.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

You beat me to it!
I think we've reached the point of TMI!
My irons are hot too!
I like to bray like an a..
My thumbs are tired now.
Opposed to prn
I'm kind of a fruitcake when it comes to that.
Beer is food.
There is no one assigned to handling boxes.
The important question is, "Does she have teeth?"
I've always wanted to be a Pita.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

More to come, colon CA, lives alone.
You can go ahead and pull my plug.
That's not very conducive to playing poker!
We just keep asking questions, because we don't know what we're doing.
Maybe pick one and then tweak it.
I remember when I had my hip...
You can turn it off and go "wow".
He plays Solitaire with no cards.
He's on a buttload of inhalers.
We have gone totally off the wall today.
It's about time to kill those chickens.
Going down is much harder than going up
I have pen envy.
I need ma mocha.
If there were a wound, I could take that picture.
wrong AB in original message
Tuck it in, tuck it in.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Frustration is so yesterday.
Run, Geezer, Run!!
I knew we were in trouble when I looked at the monitor and saw a monkey scratching it's butt.
Cold water splashed on the Arab fiesta.
Thanks and once again, I hate pain
Proven in mice.
Well, I never!
...harrumph....
You're all blowing. That's really good!
Most of the time it isn't hurtful to touch someone.
I'm so proud of you -- I didn't see a single harmonica out there.
What an honor!
You must choose something to blow
Do those shoes come pre squeaked?
It is what it is, but it's a pretty awesome it.
Even the wise stumble.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

He's essentially Tony Blair with a ranch.
I picked the right patient to be messy with.
She has an expiratory grunt.
Let them deal with my blue mouth!
None of us care what we do, we just want to know what to do.
You can unclick that.
Use your secondary thing.
Copping a feel is not one of the conditions of participation.
When in doubt, just send a message out to all the BBs.
You may be alone in being as prompt as you are.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I'm used to screaming...just not from me.
Phil is now free to move about the country.
It wants to be eaten.
Can't you smell me?

Are they like Tolkien nuts or something?

Hey, what do you say we annex Wyoming and start our own country?
Remain present to prevent burning issues
I thought he would cook his goose sitting on the fence.
Am stuck in it.

Monday, November 3, 2008

I'm just so excited that I was able to land on the fabric!
It is very dark and strong smelling.
It makes a funny beep when it goes in!
I want to talk about the tubes, then let you guys go.
It's not really a needle, it's a pointy thing to access the specimen tube.
I have fake skin.
There are some people who are still very fleshy.
Most people look a lot better with clothes on.
It's better if it dries up tacky.
You grab em when you can.
Is she partyin' today???
She is a 97 year old pistol.
Celebrate fall with our yam and pumpkin facial
He's got a half everything.

Saturday, November 1, 2008