Friday, September 30, 2011

They do tattoos AND piercings; it's pretty much a one stop shop for self mutilation.
Send IT requests to IT please.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The flowers I can arrange.
The bunnies are on you cowboy.

Monday, September 26, 2011

He's like the guy who gets hit by a meteor and thinks he's an astronaut.
...'cause obviously your mom wants to be involved in your life

Friday, September 23, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I'm a very deep person. Even lunch has meaning...

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

As soon as I can restart my f'ing laptop since Outlook just died!!!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

If they're on the way out the door, you want them to have their happy shoes on.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Friday, September 2, 2011

The arm bone is, apparently, connected to, ummm, the arm bone!