Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

My favorite Christmas carol is "Tranfusion for the holidays".

Monday, December 15, 2014

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Friday, November 21, 2014

Sunday, November 9, 2014

I think that was just filed away in my 'denial hole' or something...

Monday, November 3, 2014

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Monday, October 20, 2014

Thursday, October 16, 2014

When you've lived in a place that has hook worms, you let a lot of things go...

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Monday, October 6, 2014

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in...

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Monday, September 29, 2014

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

She just kind of rides her own merry-go-round and we do what we can for her every time she swings on by...

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Friday, August 15, 2014

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Friday, August 8, 2014

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Monday, July 14, 2014

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Thursday, June 26, 2014

It's not every day that you see a spider crawl out of your salami!

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Monday, June 9, 2014

The living room seems to be the place for dead flying ants...
Geography will be my challenge but I am a good juggler!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

If I was afraid of boy cooties, I would have died YEARS ago! 

Friday, May 2, 2014

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Friday, April 25, 2014

FRONT:
Okey dokey <insert name of preferred vegetable in this space>

BACK:
Make mine broccoli

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Friday, April 4, 2014

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Yep, blanked on that today. I will self flagellate pronto.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Thursday, March 27, 2014

I am coiffed and coffee imbibed good to go!

Oh. It must be that 'human' part of your genome...
I hunt because when it comes to the end of the world you'll want a redneck on your team.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Friday, March 21, 2014

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Don't touch that honey. You don't know where those bees have been.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Friday, February 14, 2014

Am I going to sneeze, or am I going to just sit here and have a  tickle?

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Thursday, February 6, 2014

He is like Jello: if you put him in a chair he just sort of starts oozing down.
I've got 8 BRA's, which should keep me busy for awhile.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Monday, January 27, 2014

Friday, January 24, 2014

I just like to say "Zelma". It makes a whitebread feel ethnic.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Saturday, January 18, 2014

If this is a test, you get an 'A+' and I get a 'you suck'

Friday, January 17, 2014

Wednesday, January 8, 2014