Saturday, August 31, 2013

You open it!!!

I don't want another ferret...or whatever...

Friday, August 9, 2013

Thursday, August 1, 2013

You know the motto...
 
If you're going to be a professional athlete, wear a life preserver!
She speaks in Japanese, but she doesn't make any sense...
If she's not at the door, knock on the window!
It's like she's chewing gum...but there's no gum!
I thought we were going to get rats with diarrhea.
He doesn't say real words anymore.
Everybody I saw yesterday wanted to talk about bowels.
It's hard to listen with digitalis poisoning.