Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The ones who aren't incarcerated seem very caring and helpful.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

Please don't feel compelled to enlighten me.

My illusions are all I have at the moment.

Somebody gave me bubble wrap.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Everbody Sing!!!

"Who knows what's under there now..."
This is the first time the brick hit the head and said:

"Measure it, Stupid!"
It's your turn to have a brain fart.
I need to make some words
I saw a picture of you with pom poms.... It wasn't a pretty picture.
She has really clean windows and plastic plants.
He doesn't have a female. That's why he yells so much.
I'm sorry, I'm Sonya
I don't know any Catholic who's not in pain.
He's experiencing our nothingness...
You can't do anything on autopilot

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I had my legs crossed while I typed that
Thanks! Carleen!
Excellent use of quotation marks
I just want to get my work done so I can go home and do some more work.
If I don't stumble over it, I don't notice it.
You be the superstar.
Let me tell you MY Versed story...
Exclamation marks do not belong in the medical record!
I am not sure I totally agree with this yahoo...
Guess I'm not as loud as I thought...

Friday, July 17, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

I'll have to get the otter shined
I swear I'm going to take them a salad one of these days.
I will try to slide in there a little early if I can.
I have to ask if I've eaten any beets...
Ask for Judy and see what happens.
Her big BM isn't coming.
Girls talk and boys grunt.
I don't want you to hibernate.
That decomposed mouse half is really tasty.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

He has resourced himself in.
I'm not going to send a survey to anyone in Sweden or Georgia.
I am officially off, but am physically here
The little pot has been slowly filling.
Yes, oooky.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

What am I? Flypaper for morons?
I love your small.
We've all got baggage...but she has more than carry-on, you know?
Oh, I hate them all.
When she does go, it is just huge balls.
We all went to camp. What can I tell ya?
Regularity is not your job.
Rumor has it you give a really fine enema...
Here, there and underwear....

Friday, July 3, 2009