Saturday, April 30, 2011

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

It was too loud because it was ugly.
My guy in China got fired.
She's in her mid-fifties...
...all of her pumpkins have left home...
That's the last time I'll play Hackey Sack on the highway.
Shiny heads make me happy.
I'm going to sit because my bifocals won't go that far down.
There is signage.
The look of virtue and the fiber content of pudding.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Friday, April 8, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Name all the conservative guys you know who have boobs.
I take it all back...
You da QUEEN, baby!

It was a wild hair, but hey -- it worked!

He took away subtlety

Everything she saw on TV she watned to eat...

All you need is a tube of Aspercream...

She loves her little sidekick Wilma

They yell from wherever they are to tell me what to do.
I'm over my resentment.
He doesn't want to be a woman. He just likes to have breasts.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011