Thursday, February 26, 2009

He died. That's retiring, I guess.
I land on my butt more often than not.
I can't get my tongue around that word.
I told him I was going to braid it.
What should I put down for her PeePee?
Oh Geez -- I didn't open BOWELS?
I don't remember where I lived last year.
Some people make it and some people don't.
We have volunteers available in bizarre areas.
The carrots would have been better in a cake.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I will be sunk by 7 PM.
Minus the obvious wings...
This is like everything else
We'll show you where it's at.
We're outsourcing our scales.
Social Workers are just like Nurses
Sometimes we are always surprised.
We won't take all the annoyance away
That used to be true, is what you're thinking, I think
We pound it into your head...
I'm going to be Sally Surveyor.
It didn't always always connect.
You wanna play with my raccoon?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

She told her daughters she was going to die tonight.

I will visit 1st thing in am.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Told me she is dead.
This is why I yell at the moon.
I feel so bad that I was dealing with my tooth.
She can repeat it like a mantra in her head.
Now we can go to the alphabet...
I have to deal with some of the

I'll be taking drugs on thursday.
You go there during Wheel of Fortune™ and you're dead meat.
Oh! I haven't seen the zebra!
I'm Donut Man!

This is my
trusty sidekick
Hole Boy
In real life, unfortunately, there are no water maidens.
Keep your head down and dodge the bullets.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

This is the life we have chosen: tax everything that moves.
They took her home and they killed her.
I've never bathed someone who looked so dead before
She was blue from head to toe.



I’ve moved on.

I haven’t been well



I didn’t know I needed to talk.

The drug du jour is always morphine
I have to ask the Elizabeth questions.
I got my nerve up and called Frank
A Texas medium is a Connecticut Extra Large
I was confused to hear "Texas" and "medium" in the same sentence.
Intake will be covered by a variety of people.
I'm still waiting for the seas to part.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

You're so cute from behind!
Bar the door Katy
I've got nice big pillows...
I'm nervous to pull his staples.
I better put my Oscar mask on.
There is no spin.
I don't have coverage for me.
I don't want to be a robot.
Mandatory is mandatory.
Are you going to make me smile?
I can't walk in your shoes because I don't walk in your shoes.
You are not the first
I'm going to give you some woods.
We've got four halves.
There's no U in TEAM
You cant really prescribe WOW.
We go into THEIR home.
You know what rolls downhill...
I'm a quivering pile of goo.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I thought kindness touched me today, but it was only a bug.
Ol' twinkle toes has tarnished.
I bet Warren would have brought me a corn dog.
The non-squeaky wheel gets no grease.

Have a volunteer do that!

It tastes like hell and it gives you the trots.
This will be a headache until she dies
We smelled your brain fart.
If you hear barking, they don't have a dog.
We were agreeing to disagree agreeably.
We are so far out of compliance it is unbelievable
HIPPA has not been violated in this room.
I'll serve the drinks and stuff, just don't make me make change.
Do you want to get stuck?

Or do you want to stick yourself?
We're supposed to be productive people.
One of my ladies is having bleeding issues.