Thursday, April 30, 2009

I've been pretty much been living in Uglytown my entire life.
Just 'cause I'm awake doesn't mean I need oatmeal. you have a booger?
I take for granted sometimes that it is obvious to me when someone is dead.
If that was a widget, it felt like a wedgie!
The Regulators don't understand that people aren't widgets
I grabbed her hand and said, "spread 'em."
I am not Helen Keller's teacher.
Patient is not fleeing
This is Sonya. Goodbye.
"THINK" is not something she is able to do independently
She said once upon a time she had nitro.
Monday is the day we collapse.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

You two are different people?
I have beautiful toes, you have no idea!
Odd's my specialty!
I got "chingles" down my spine.
I take at least two of my "I don't give a damn" pills every day
I really don't want ranges.
His bottom skin looked beautiful.
I still have the skid-marks on the back of my head
Let me see what my silver ball says.
Doreen's here and she has cash.
There's a little "he" mark there
May I practice my feathery touch on you?
I thought Phil had monkeys
You can't compete with monkeys on a tie.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Lost my speech.

Got it back today.
This is your customer service moment.
You may see Tim.
I keep a list, Phil knows who they are.
We're a group of multi disciplinary individuals.
I don't know what to do to make them die.
I hear you're going to be me today.
Nothing wrong with it, I just don't want it.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

You have no imagine, you just can't idea!
They're not Italians, but they could have been.
I am not going to be in the chicken suit
It's another Fish House
Everybody's nice and kissy-face.
Welcome home, honey!

Wear a mask...
You can't say hi or she'll pee on the floor
Tinkerbell is his baby
There is a little discomfort when she sits on that thing on her bottom.
It's a ribeye
Her heart is bad, but I don't know that it is that bad
Save my seat!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Let's reach out to the MODERATE pirates.
Boy, there's nothing like an empty bladder!
I want one that isn't real sensitive.
He's wacking her bladder and that calms her down.
I gotta go.
I have a dead person waiting.
I'm just thinking.
I'm sorry.
Think milligrams! It's a good thing to do anyway.
It's interesting edema!
It's like little guppies!
I think he's car transferable.
They were upset that a caregiver almost sat on the cups.
He's been asleep since he woke up.
I'm sooooo not about being the center of attention!!!!
Why don't you tell yourself what happened?
My aunt is demented

And she's bilingual
She looks like Bing Crosby in drag.
I feel morally superior when I walk.
Oh, I didn't know you were talking to me.
What do you want me to do, put her in a coma?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Good night Pinocchio!
I'm all watery with seasonal allergies!
I heard you knock but I couldn't do nuthin' about it.
He's strong and willful, even if he's a little guy.
Can you tell it to not pop up?
If you don't know, you probably don't use it.
She is probably messing with her btihw.
I take my computer with me at all times.
If you don't have it, you won't break it.
I think my computer has moods.
I be flat.
You don't get a bowel problem in one day.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

He has the OEG: the office of euphemism generation.
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
Every day we wake up to a new normal
I bet the runs have been nice!
Anytime there's nothing to do,
I'm happy to help.
Must be pinned before use
Please see your manager if you need something.
Deaths should have said none.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

There's egg on my face, kids.
Don't get acquainted with your food.
I am a worker bee.
I have his picture in my head.
I only have chest pain when I'm constipated
My name is Jesse

But you can call me Dan
I need to drink a lot of caffeine before I see her.
I was a dog in a previous life.
I gotta find me a lawyer!