Thursday, December 29, 2011

Well, I'll get out of your way. I guess you've got a juggler to bury...

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

I don't want to feel like I have to be so dependent on clothes!
Oh, that's why it was was in the apple juice...

Friday, December 23, 2011

Did you just call your boss a dufus?
If I can balance the coffee and wine correctly this year, it will be an awesome holiday!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Wow. I actually just started to look for the "like" button.
I think I need to go home.
How many more times do we have to hear about "creamy and stinky"?
My dog will be confused to go for a walk in the daylight!

Thursday, December 15, 2011


I want to stab you with a knife!

I gave him marching orders to get his tush to the doctor!
Damn, I wish we had dipsticks.
Flowers are better than eternal life.
He's got a big TV, and a cat, so...
I don't think her light is completely bright.
She needs to have her MI and die.
We gave her a chance to get worse and she didn't.
I wish I had someone to give you!
Anyone here want to drown?

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011