Thursday, December 31, 2009

Anyone available to replace a foley in 97301?
I'm in pretty good shape for a woman who's dying...
The word for the day is "dead".
I am incapacitated at this time
When the false teeth are in, she goes after Donna's fingers.
I don't think you can see my synching
I'm tired of working with people that look intelligent...
You know I am here, but other people dont.
I handed him some ham and some cans
Tammie had large in the car.
Superman has jury duty.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Smart astronaut!!!
I just noticed your monkeys
It's below my nipple line.
We call *THIS* "choking"
That's giggly!
She's a real hokey gal!
Gasping is not breathing
You're talking about things you found in your pants.
Don't worry. I'll tell you when to rotate so everyone gets a chance...
For now, we just want to practice pressing on the chest...

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I don't get my jingle on anymore but I still like a good holly jolly every now and again.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Teddy bears to rehearse real quick.
My bad
Can I call you "THE"?
I'm a dinosaur, for cryin' out loud.
You feel like someone's odd left shoe...
Does anybody know why I'm standing?
Whose belly will we watch bounce now?
More corn
Feel free to grab some before you head out today.
That's my little soapbox for today.
She's mean in a sweet way
She has no yellow things
People can bomb me on weekends.
The game will light up my life.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The one with the bears.
I'm limbering up my knees and ankles....
I'm a Chim Chim Cheree man myself.

Monday, November 30, 2009

I'm trying to figure out what to do with the half gallon of left over sticky rum goo.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Flying and pooping are not a good combo.
I AM white trash.
Nobody eats off of the bottom of a plate, so who cares?
Nothing's impossible when Karen has her duct tape.
If somebody's firing you, you don't want them holding your hand.
Tawny is psycho mom and Jeff is just psychic.
Does this meal come with instructions?
It's not work, it's just whisking.
I'm just gawking.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy pony is on. And I'm not missing Happy pony.
I just saw him. I am ok.
Keith will have to work on that.
Stop Snappin'!
That I don't know
(I didn't check the sheets)
They're kind of following their own thing.
She's onto Phil.
I forgot to bring my donuts in...
We will need to circle the wagons and work together to make today happen.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I don't do "snarky".
In Ashland you can run around naked if you want.
I got a bunch of peaches, and they're starting to piss me off!!!
She was just like everyone else
He spit up while I was there.
There's not a sign of yeast anywhere.
Start your report engines..
My baldness is going into hyperdrive.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You can't have the right hand and left hand doing stuff.
You might want to share this pearl with your confreres (and consoeurs)

(That was me, dodging a bullet)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

I'm just saying: cheesy
It's easier to get a gurney into a casino than a prison.
I'll leave out the "crap" part...
I've got to interrupt myself.
It drives me crazy, but I can handle being driven crazy.
Call me Hairy Putter.
She looks better bruised
I am a coiled spring of repressed anger and frustration :-)
Seems like we have a lot of Johnsons
She has dings and stuff on her legs
Was wednesday yesterday?
Jackie was there

Friday, October 30, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
Tell me they didn't eat trouble.
He has the right, but we don't have the luck!
Oh yah and I have on my boots!
You're saying no to Tammie without even tasting her!
I don't do anything. Why would I get dirty??
I am what they call a "bath girl"
He had a blip on his anxiety screen.
...once again, ...i suck

Her skin is different skin
It's the right foot.

It could be the other right foot
I was on vacation in my mind.