Sunday, August 31, 2008

Saturday, August 30, 2008

I didn't know what you were doing
so I didn't want to say no.

Monday, August 25, 2008

I think it's called an octopus
I will plan on being there
I'm tasking at the Home Depot.
She's like an old shoe.
No guarantee I won't lose the bridge
I'm going to use my powers for good and not evil.
Hi, I'm Doug, but you can call me Doug.
Every time I talk to you I regret it.
I just classified someone
named Larry as a daughter!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Flexibility must be one of our "F" words.
This time I waited until I was done!
Sorry, need to once again duct tape my fingers as well as my mouth.
Is it me or is it I?
U noticed it was blank like the wasteland of my mind right now
I'm in woodburn
and can go anywhere!
No police called
My heart is beating again
You and I are dental buds!
Just call me Dan Scott.
Sorry pushed the sent button rather than the paste button.
Go to sleep, Evelyn!
Saw your name and just
Ass u me d
I know Guillermo is Bill.
Scott is crying.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

I want to know if you have a gas pump.
There's some
(insert hand motions)
muddy waters there.
I'm not there, no.
I'll go in with a big net.
There's foam in the closet
I have my knife in the car.
Bet you wish you could have a snort.
...because of the horses
and her own emotions.
I need some
male energy
The intestine is
a dynamic thing;
it opens and closes.
No problem, dude. I'll just run OVER the squirrel so you can get to work on time.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

It will not be videotaped.
I don't know how, but somehow we got on the topic of composted horse manure.
I like eggnog sometimes.
Something came to me when you were
talking about all the things you were
talking about before I started
talking about all the things I started
talking about.
I can fix that -- I have more things!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

There's lots of hermity people out there

Introverts needs friends too

Thanks for your response and consideration of this unexpected change.
Our goal is to not lose another power cord for a long time and to maintain the float laptops as if they were our very own to hold near and dear to our hearts.
Please double check when you are sending communications to either Tess or Tessa.
Ding ding ding!!!
I have pneumonia and am
taking augmentin.

Going to coast for the week.
It's always better when you don't have to go to jail.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Spank the pocket, Keith
We'll show everybody how the sausage is made, here...
It makes me so hot when you talk whale
Last year we had the lady who barfed in her purse.....
You can't go to the coast without your shipment of gloves?
I talked to her and she wasn't home.
He was as demented as a post.
We took her to her son's home to die.
I think I croaked the poor guy.
I'll plan on being a nosher.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

It almost feels moist in here.
It's kind of like the PGA Senior tour-only without the balls.
I'm the king of the "No butt" club.
I'm really good at taking care of sick people.
I think you win the jackpot! Are bells going off?
Climbing on München and Eiger
I usually use duct tape and a closet at home.......
Everybody has boonies!
I want to say weisenheimer.
I have a mean trainer.
Did you say you would
Elucidate or Hallucinate?
They're studying anatomy- with garter belts.
Slather it on!
I have never done this with a patient before but let me find out what I need to do.
Fresh cobbler!
Press eject and give me the tape if you know what's good for you.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

OK. I will look at his baggie tomorrow.

{{insert joke here}}
Not officially admitted.
I think television causes Alzheimer's disease.
God only knows why my mind works the way it does.
If you give Mrs. Lewis
any more laxative
I'm going to shoot you.
It's like anything
you've ever done
in any medical world
Hey, you ordered oxygen. I don't see a contract.
Our steering body
has more pips
I think we're going to be
fairly lean next year.
Oodles and oodles of things out there.
I almost dropped my teeth
when I got the bill for Zofran®
I know not all of you know this:
Net income is
total income
after expenses.
We're feeling the competition.
Deaths are down.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

She forgets that there's a night.
(It's a pickle)
And then I said
We use gobs of Bag Balm™
I don't think she can lose any more...unless she cuts off a limb!
I got fired before I got started.
Any time they move her
It's just explosive!
Wow. Food.
It's not Solitaire if you need help.
This chair is retarded.

Friday, August 1, 2008

If you're having a good time say yeah!
What?!!?!!! You need to make fudge???!!?!!
Either hip might buzz.
Dude! You saw my dude!
Don't cut me off, bro!
In between the two chairs there's a little pot.
She had a bowel movement after I got there.
God is able to walk with us
Through all our memories
Until they become
The peaceable Kingdom.
Another death.
No visit requested.
.......Says she is dying, however wants to get her hair colored first.