Wednesday, October 30, 2013

I actually went to high school with a guy named Fatty Cheese.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Friday, October 25, 2013

I so want to lean on you, but I don't want my nose to bleed...
I'm already under the bus. Might as well laugh while I'm down here...

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

I tried to disimpact someone's schizophrenia once and almost lost an eyeball in the backfire.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013