Thursday, July 31, 2008

Nothin' worse than seeing a couple middle age white guys doing the chest bump.
I'm coming down with dementia.
Unfortunately I am already a female.
Sometimes I just smell the horse.
Supposedly efficacious
Nothing on her butt. That's good.
Quietly Seething
We're on a short stroke today.
I'm up in the ozone.
It was a three stooges moment at the wedding.
I opened my package early.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I've gotta start going into the woman's room from now on.
There's nothing I like better than a good joke about eating the afterbirth!
Pink eye? You don't have pink eye for three days!!!
We've left "dude" and moved on to Scarface.
Have you met my friend Margo?
You wanna be liberal with the moisturizer
If one won't do it, I would go for two.
You could catch up the briefs.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I'm here. Are you there?
It's not a skirt -- it's a kilt!
No, you go first!

Starters

Here is a list of t-shirt ideas that we've collected so far.

The Internet: It's a bunch of links to information. That's all it is.

...and then the snicker escaped

Life is a never-ending mosaic of bodily functions

My water is now finished

I still care about the W

I've been dudeing all day

OK. But no spanking

Time to start that business

OOOooooo. ALL CAPS dude wins!

Drink coffee: do stupid things with more energy

Watch the bowels carefully

I'm only halfway through my water

I'm channeling Jar Jar Binks

My last name starts with "D"

Undo the bowels