Thursday, July 31, 2008

Nothin' worse than seeing a couple middle age white guys doing the chest bump.
I'm coming down with dementia.
Unfortunately I am already a female.
Sometimes I just smell the horse.
Supposedly efficacious
Nothing on her butt. That's good.
Quietly Seething
We're on a short stroke today.
I'm up in the ozone.
It was a three stooges moment at the wedding.
I opened my package early.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I'm here. Are you there?
It's not a skirt -- it's a kilt!
No, you go first!

Starters

Here is a list of t-shirt ideas that we've collected so far.

The Internet: It's a bunch of links to information. That's all it is.

...and then the snicker escaped

Life is a never-ending mosaic of bodily functions

My water is now finished

I still care about the W

I've been dudeing all day

OK. But no spanking

Time to start that business

OOOooooo. ALL CAPS dude wins!

Drink coffee: do stupid things with more energy

Watch the bowels carefully

I'm only halfway through my water

I'm channeling Jar Jar Binks

My last name starts with "D"

Undo the bowels