Thursday, January 29, 2009

She is wearing the guilt-hair shirt
When she has a confusional episode, he gets very upset.
I need more jingle bells in my life.
She's looking through her E-book again.
Even the squeaky floors wake him up.
I never want to live in a trailer

for what it's worth

that's my goal in life
You know, Peace, and all those other good things
We're trying to tweak something.
Could somebody plug in Elizabeth please?
our medical director is big-time into the onion
I have the gift of nearsightedness
It was another naugle
I'm getting hungry looking at your cup
That just scared the hoho right out'a her
People breathe until they don't.
My mom could have used those bananas.
Have a good celery day!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Cows are hate free
Funny! And gross!
Let me know what's going on.
I don't want to be sold.
Survived our Medicare probe
We're doing some FAXing from the field.
I still have massage and music to finish
Everybody wants a piece of this pie
Willamette Valley Hospice:
We're doing more with less.
The garbage has to be picked up.
We're skinnying by
If you do all deaths it's apples to apples.
We're very much feeling the competition.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Friday, January 23, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009

How do ya like my new parking spot?
I'm tired of doing the insanity dance
I always measure the left.
Blah blah blah
(Repeat)
This morning he was in a pool of drool.
He's pureed.
I've already moved on.
SKIN is still showing up
And the spankings happen at lunch.
Heidi has her own BB.
That whets my appetite.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I was up to my elbows in poop.
I want my mommy!
If anything is out of date and sacred take it out or it will be thrown.
There is one little quirk.
I care for you so I brought you a pizza.
We all need to get in touch with our "inner Phyllis".
I like funny pictures.
It isn't even 9 am and I'm exhausted.
That dude Anonymous said a lot of good stuff.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Front:
Everyone not named Rudy doing OK

Back:
(Yes. I have 2 Rudys)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Yes, I have two Rudys.
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
Barfing is part of life.
Tomorrow we ALL drink the Kool Aid.
We're going to have to be talked to a lot more, unfortunately
I gave her lung cancer
I think that was the White Queen!
I'm like a really bad superhero.
Catwoman is looking for her pants.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The board is long gone!
My mind is now officially boggled.
It's hard to twitter in water.
LOL and sand in your pants.
I have no probs with trying to manipulate things, even if I keep getting caught.
......so like everything else, things change.
Twice a day is best.
I've got three with their foot on the brake.
Do you cover the Lancaster area by the mall?
You're so BRAVE!!!!!
Less confusion:

Let's call everybody Tammie!
We've moved on
When you talk to David, make sure you use full sentences.
Fragments better
We held it.
I'll put the plate on his table.
I've never seen one that big.
This is again our dog and pony show.
If I wore a smock, that would be my smock
I miss my chocolate-covered raisins
I am sooo coordinated.
You fool, it is life that
makes you dance:
have you forgotten?

Thursday, January 8, 2009

It's when I'm doing something mindless, like spinning my arm.
Everybody died that I predicted.
It's a great place to die.
I'm sorry to say we all have to speak.
We can call an ethics committee anytime we want to
Is this a talk?
Let's pause to celebrate that.
Today I am synchronized.
Is she still dead?
That's a Haldol moment.
There's no arm problem.
You're a pastor? Where?
I was close, it's a B R word.
She's like dragging molasses on a cold day.
I might be pretty low on his totem pole.
MUST ADD FLEXIBILITY TO MY MANTRA!!!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009