Monday, December 27, 2010

Monday, December 20, 2010

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

It has come to my attention that some people did not know this.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

If I had a daughter named Nancy, I wouldn't encourage her to marry a man whose last name was Malig

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Please wait unless I'm indispensible
I've been advertising for sycophants.....I can't find any.
I'm walking on eggshells

...'cause you're an egg

You're a nerd. I didn't know that.
He's using the urinal and we're keeping our fingers crossed.
My visits there are bipolar.

I'll always take a weight

He's a "wall walker"

She's doing the "pill rolling" thing.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

We ARE the old foggies.

Always trust the spidey sense!

It wasn't horrible, but it was nasty.
It's got my hinky flag up....

His skin is about 9 miles better

There's always a woman in my room, and I always have to pass gas.
She's very meticulous about her smell.

I will do whatever I'm told

Sucks to be you!

I'm not the idiot.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Is that a speech impediment or are you just lethargic?
Right now we have a vision of a family of hedgehogs. Malnourished ones.
This is all for now.

Oh, I thought it was hunky men of America. They forgot to call me.

You watch, now TOMORROW she'll have a seizure.
She can now distinguish Tammie from "Mitch".

Well, at least you're not "Mitch" anymore!

If she's not dying, I will just work on the meds.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

These M&Ms taste rotten.
That's because they're Skittles.
I've seen geeks and I've seen nerds, but I've never seen geeks AND nerds.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

"I like to put a spoon in it and make it scream", said Rob
I thought I heard banjo music as I crossed the crick'.

of course, everyone is 'relatively young' to me, nowadays

We're all rooting for the acute event.
She eats like a little horse.
The dog I could step on.....
The whatnot is especially difficult.
She does alternate between swearing and "thank you".
Ethel is 30 years older but does the same stuff.
You don't want to just yank that digoxin.
Nothing here is done gently.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Friday, September 24, 2010

You're especially zippy today!