Sometimes poignant, sometimes funny.
Mostly just dang random.
in the rest of the world they're not so anal about being rectal
She's got a counter full of bottles!
So who's doing the hoarding?
If I seem crazy, it's because I am
Was not IT, yet.
Just hold your breath and pass it along...
We may have to yell through the door, but we can make it work.
smells nice, though...
Thank you so much – I could just k___ you.
(Front) Can someone bring out baby.
Monitor today and set up.
(Back) Punctuation is.
Well chortle de dee...
we're still cogitating...
Serotonin goes lots of places...
(Hey, somebody had triscuits. Feeling better now.)
This is only one woman's opinion.
I suppose our challenge is to do the best we can within our limitations.
...'cause you're an egg
I'll always take a weight
He's a "wall walker"
The guy breathes like a hamster
I'm in there, but I haven't been out there
I will call this my diversion therapy
Don't be shy, if you need help.
I am going to fix her 'I' statements.
I think you've been toying with your dose again…
Make sure Benny is applying properly
They're so laid back, they're almost laying down!
Had a doofus attack
Is fixing dates a me thing or a you thing?
Who you callin' a lady?!??!?
Always trust the spidey sense!
His skin is about 9 miles better
I will do whatever I'm told
Sucks to be you!
And I always enjoy anything crispy
It's craziness, but do it all the time if you want to!
Oh, I thought it was hunky men of America. They forgot to call me.
Well, at least you're not "Mitch" anymore!
of course, everyone is 'relatively young' to me, nowadays
...wait, that's not caramel!
I will effort to use quotes frequently
Silly me. I can't get on internet.
You're especially zippy today!