Wednesday, December 31, 2008

literally bulging with urine.
We've had some communication problems.
I'm redirecting myself
The two of them are like...WOH.
"I'll take you out!"
Would you hand me the "stuff"?
He sounds almost like a 78 record right now.
He started muttering when he saw you pull up.
I hate to finger anybody...

...But I'm fingering
I'm assuming, because I can't see anything
She was going downhill, but then she popped back.
Do we have enough cups?
I was on vacation in my mind
I understand now that I understood incorrectly.
I wanted to talk to you eyeball to eyeball.
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Saturday, December 27, 2008

I'm going to spend the whole day in my pajamas and eat junk food.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I was able to p/u ham and wood for window repair.
I'm under pain?

OK

I'm under pain!
I sank last night
Whiskey or rum? Whoa!
I turn around and have to reintroduce myself.
She's not into prayer:

They're Episcopalians.
Look at your tree.
Do you need me to say something now?
Did anybody discuss envisioning death with anybody?
Take a rubber ducky!
If you would like a receipt,
please identify yourself.
You got your ears shortened!
Maybe it would make sense to de-refer me right now.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I'm as fine as frog's hair.
I'm sure I'm exceeding something
I was outright rejected, twice!
Ahhhh, the internet
There's a full page of skin
All she has is skin.
I didn't know I was in there.
Everybody goes around and does whatever they do
There's not a lot of heel there, but we still wrap it!
The whole thing fell off.
I have no idea.
He's a POC
We're just playing the Medicare game!
The dog has a waiting list?
I'm really confident when I'm drunk
Is your Blackberry on?
In Phoenix it's like 125 degrees, you know. (emblem of the Phoenix Visitors and Tourist bureau on the back)
Are you escaping?
Have a Merry Christmas (or whatever your tradition is)
I don't think I've heard your Circuit City story
I don't trust boys period.
Somebody hates me.
totally being quiet can't happen.
You can turn off your blinkies.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Someday, I will have a goal
It may be good but it isn't pleasant.
I've seen all the sides.
I'm more interesting than I sound
How about some chicken pudding?
I AM in a thumping mood.
We don't want to blow all the hair off ya!
Whole 'lot 'o thumpin' goin' on!
Steroids for everything!
I saw a lot of extra spots yesterday that I hadn't seen before.
He's quite static.
I try not to look at things like that.
Compassionate but clueless
I'm a very deceptive charity guy.
NATAFINGA!!!
Some days her tea looks like pee.
I still pretty much feel clueless.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

I love it here......
I'm a BIG help
Put me down for five dollars on the pasta.
5 is the new 3.
Wow I didn't even do anything,

that's pretty good.
I'm a wild-stabber
Not on; just with
Forgot to tell you I'm back.
Be nice to me, I might be your nurse someday.
I kept going until I stopped.
Will you please wait? My dog is barking.
I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

That's a new thing.
Apparently parts of him aren't linear.
The last visit was a bigger circus.
That's OK, I was in a different mind.
They're OK and that's all I have to say.
He's saggy everywhere.
You know who you are.
I check the portal daily!
A Mid-Summer's Night Chicken.
We'll flounder together.
He can't make up his liver test.
Keith is just a doll!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Large output, but foul looking output.
You can be a stranger in Portland
He is not Kenny Rogers anymore.
Can you spray some in my mouth?
If it's real, I'll have some.
I go through leather gloves so fast.
Cherries and horse poop don't cross pollinate.
I didn't want to stay, so I went bowling.
I'm just going to get sloshed.
It might have been a cork problem.
Nine people, two dogs, two cats, one horse and a turkey.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

if im not here when u get home, i took the pies...
She has purple urine bag syndrome.
The swelling lizard thing is different.
If it's MUG, I'm happy!
It's germ alley in here.
You're only doing two things: grieving and breathing.
I'm taking those off
Yucky drainage.

Yucky!
You have to have some kind of pain
I have a real problem; she's blind!
It's gonna hunt me down later today.
Scott did
Were there fava beans?
I'll use anything I can get my hands on.
My instincts were raised to a high level.....
I'm not completely

Monday, November 24, 2008

Get a heart, woman!
She's got a flat face.
You'll never have that slip problem
It comes out every so often
No joy in Mudville, no grief in Stayton.
If it's chocolate, I don't care how old it is.
I dripped at breakfast
Sometimes you have to kind of pull the stuff out of the box...
OK, my Monday morning is showing...
We're forgetting to carry the one somewhere.
I want to be your dog.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Little Ponys should be made into Little Pony glue.
Oops mis read it.
Dibs on the green meat!
She looked like this little larvae.
Just hover for me.
I am watching his bottom really good.
I think our guys have got it!
It was a joint visit...

...by the end of our visit we needed a joint!
I'll let Cindy deal with her peas.
I was too busy enjoying it.
It's amazing what happens when your bowels move.
He is happy being able to have bowel movements.
He still goes squaredancing?

He's incontinent though!
PLAY THE GAME, PLEASE!!!
John doesn't need to hear anything.
He zags when he doesn't want to.
Cross your Braden off
Next week: duct tape in various colors.
I had forgotten one of her "L's".
There's no duck about it.

Monday, November 17, 2008

We are assuming that each of you know who your own patients are
It's a turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a duck.
I will take over the entire city today.
Pick the bone next hour
Don't forget the cheeses!
Everybody tells me I'm just a big beaver dude!
I'm supposed to be dead.
He's a major stress muffin.
I don't know the difference between one salmon and the other.
Nothin' like a little bowel humour to start the week out right!
It was dry and funky.
**see note and above note as they are related.

Friday, November 14, 2008

You beat me to it!
I think we've reached the point of TMI!
My irons are hot too!
I like to bray like an a..
My thumbs are tired now.
Opposed to prn
I'm kind of a fruitcake when it comes to that.
Beer is food.
There is no one assigned to handling boxes.
The important question is, "Does she have teeth?"
I've always wanted to be a Pita.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

More to come, colon CA, lives alone.
You can go ahead and pull my plug.
That's not very conducive to playing poker!
We just keep asking questions, because we don't know what we're doing.
Maybe pick one and then tweak it.
I remember when I had my hip...
You can turn it off and go "wow".
He plays Solitaire with no cards.
He's on a buttload of inhalers.
We have gone totally off the wall today.
It's about time to kill those chickens.
Going down is much harder than going up
I have pen envy.
I need ma mocha.
If there were a wound, I could take that picture.
wrong AB in original message
Tuck it in, tuck it in.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Frustration is so yesterday.
Run, Geezer, Run!!
I knew we were in trouble when I looked at the monitor and saw a monkey scratching it's butt.
Cold water splashed on the Arab fiesta.
Thanks and once again, I hate pain
Proven in mice.
Well, I never!
...harrumph....
You're all blowing. That's really good!
Most of the time it isn't hurtful to touch someone.
I'm so proud of you -- I didn't see a single harmonica out there.
What an honor!
You must choose something to blow
Do those shoes come pre squeaked?
It is what it is, but it's a pretty awesome it.
Even the wise stumble.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

He's essentially Tony Blair with a ranch.
I picked the right patient to be messy with.
She has an expiratory grunt.
Let them deal with my blue mouth!
None of us care what we do, we just want to know what to do.
You can unclick that.
Use your secondary thing.
Copping a feel is not one of the conditions of participation.
When in doubt, just send a message out to all the BBs.
You may be alone in being as prompt as you are.

Monday, November 3, 2008

I'm just so excited that I was able to land on the fabric!
It is very dark and strong smelling.
It makes a funny beep when it goes in!
I want to talk about the tubes, then let you guys go.
It's not really a needle, it's a pointy thing to access the specimen tube.
I have fake skin.
There are some people who are still very fleshy.
Most people look a lot better with clothes on.
It's better if it dries up tacky.
You grab em when you can.
Is she partyin' today???
She is a 97 year old pistol.
Celebrate fall with our yam and pumpkin facial
He's got a half everything.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

She is refusing any interventions, but will accept prune juice.
I've got my mowing hat on!
I will not block Scott's car.....
Infinity.
Lou is still doing the Lou thing.
I gotta start dying -- my house is dirty!
I shower with him twice a week.
He looks like a wax dummy.
It was so warm, I went "CAW".
He's a time bomb, and he's getting yellower by the minute.
I'll have a seizure if I just have ice cream for breakfast.
Steve is here. He's sitting in the dark.
There is still a reward available for the return of the delirium DVD.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Front:
It's just me and a little taco I like to call "Crunchy Fred".

Back:
Bye bye Fred.
We need to get out of the pantry
I think cats prefer chimichangas.
Tacos don't need cat litter.
No, no: not a wild eyed communist, just an old fashioned rock rib Marxist.
I told my family to just suck all the blood out of me and stuff me in the furnace.
You have the best day ever Licky!
Precious, crazy, dog man.
If I was a dog I would lick your face.
The connection is fully secure and almost transparent to you when it is set up.
Hang loose and do what comes your way.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

No peeps from my peeps.
I was right, I do regret the navy bean soup.
We're seated
I can say "pain", "dead": you know, the ordinary things.
She was a kick in the pants!
I'm kind of the joker in this deck.
She doesn't have any skin issues..........except for that boil.
Psychsomatic Fever
2008 World Tour
Scrambled eggs are good frozen!
Hoof in mouth disease is no fun.
We've got stuff but no stuff.
Hmmmm. I will have an MD in tow........
Don't call me a strange fluke!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Friday, October 17, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Green beans, they are like pearls, they go with anything.
I like Mollala on my pancakes.
No. No. Don't bite my face!
Are you artsy? 'Cause I'm not.
Who doesn't have a couple of little dogs?
It took two of us to trim her toenails.
I've never seen that color on a person.
I told you I was old, so stop it!
We talked about the plan to bury Mom.
If anybody is waiting for me to sing...

...it's just not gonna happen
Poo Poo Happens
Excuse the ramblings of this old gray mare.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Caregiver tired. Pt disimpacted.
Take my advice - I'm not using it!
You breached it and you broached it.
Feel free to correct my sense of reality
His chin goes up to his nose when he talks.
The drop of wine I put on her tongue really seemed to startle her!
Who in the [blank] knows?
Graham cracker or regular?
I learn something every time I meet with different people.

Except you.
I think I have moved beyond yelling to sulking.
I haven't seen jolly.
Better Afrin® than a tampon!