Wednesday, December 31, 2008

literally bulging with urine.
We've had some communication problems.
I'm redirecting myself
The two of them are like...WOH.
"I'll take you out!"
Would you hand me the "stuff"?
He sounds almost like a 78 record right now.
He started muttering when he saw you pull up.
I hate to finger anybody...

...But I'm fingering
I'm assuming, because I can't see anything
She was going downhill, but then she popped back.
Do we have enough cups?
I was on vacation in my mind
I understand now that I understood incorrectly.
I wanted to talk to you eyeball to eyeball.
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Saturday, December 27, 2008

I'm going to spend the whole day in my pajamas and eat junk food.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I was able to p/u ham and wood for window repair.
I'm under pain?

OK

I'm under pain!
I sank last night
Whiskey or rum? Whoa!
I turn around and have to reintroduce myself.
She's not into prayer:

They're Episcopalians.
Look at your tree.
Do you need me to say something now?
Did anybody discuss envisioning death with anybody?
Take a rubber ducky!
If you would like a receipt,
please identify yourself.
You got your ears shortened!
Maybe it would make sense to de-refer me right now.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I'm as fine as frog's hair.
I'm sure I'm exceeding something
I was outright rejected, twice!
Ahhhh, the internet
There's a full page of skin
All she has is skin.
I didn't know I was in there.
Everybody goes around and does whatever they do
There's not a lot of heel there, but we still wrap it!
The whole thing fell off.
I have no idea.
He's a POC
We're just playing the Medicare game!
The dog has a waiting list?
I'm really confident when I'm drunk
Is your Blackberry on?
In Phoenix it's like 125 degrees, you know. (emblem of the Phoenix Visitors and Tourist bureau on the back)
Are you escaping?
Have a Merry Christmas (or whatever your tradition is)
I don't think I've heard your Circuit City story
I don't trust boys period.
Somebody hates me.
totally being quiet can't happen.
You can turn off your blinkies.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Someday, I will have a goal
It may be good but it isn't pleasant.
I've seen all the sides.
I'm more interesting than I sound
How about some chicken pudding?
I AM in a thumping mood.
We don't want to blow all the hair off ya!
Whole 'lot 'o thumpin' goin' on!
Steroids for everything!
I saw a lot of extra spots yesterday that I hadn't seen before.
He's quite static.
I try not to look at things like that.
Compassionate but clueless
I'm a very deceptive charity guy.
NATAFINGA!!!
Some days her tea looks like pee.
I still pretty much feel clueless.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

I love it here......
I'm a BIG help
Put me down for five dollars on the pasta.
5 is the new 3.
Wow I didn't even do anything,

that's pretty good.
I'm a wild-stabber
Not on; just with
Forgot to tell you I'm back.
Be nice to me, I might be your nurse someday.
I kept going until I stopped.
Will you please wait? My dog is barking.
I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

That's a new thing.
Apparently parts of him aren't linear.
The last visit was a bigger circus.
That's OK, I was in a different mind.
They're OK and that's all I have to say.
He's saggy everywhere.
You know who you are.
I check the portal daily!
A Mid-Summer's Night Chicken.
We'll flounder together.
He can't make up his liver test.
Keith is just a doll!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Large output, but foul looking output.
You can be a stranger in Portland
He is not Kenny Rogers anymore.
Can you spray some in my mouth?
If it's real, I'll have some.
I go through leather gloves so fast.
Cherries and horse poop don't cross pollinate.
I didn't want to stay, so I went bowling.
I'm just going to get sloshed.
It might have been a cork problem.
Nine people, two dogs, two cats, one horse and a turkey.