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We are a small group of friends
(& coworkers in the healthcare field) who, in the course of our daily conversations, would often hear something and then respond:
"Dude! I think that would
be a great t-shirt!".
Over time, this has been abbreviated to "Dude! T-Shirt!" Thus, the name of our blog.
We don't expect you will always agree with us about how great a t-shirt some of these comments might make, but we do hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as we have enjoyed coming up with them.
We have no idea how many t-shirts we'll come up with over time -- but feel free to use these ideas to make your own t-shirt. Bonus points if you make a bunch of money selling t-shirts and send us a free one!
Thanks for reading,
~ The Dude! T-Shirt! team
(& coworkers in the healthcare field) who, in the course of our daily conversations, would often hear something and then respond:
be a great t-shirt!".
Over time, this has been abbreviated to "Dude! T-Shirt!" Thus, the name of our blog.
We don't expect you will always agree with us about how great a t-shirt some of these comments might make, but we do hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as we have enjoyed coming up with them.
We have no idea how many t-shirts we'll come up with over time -- but feel free to use these ideas to make your own t-shirt. Bonus points if you make a bunch of money selling t-shirts and send us a free one!
Thanks for reading,
~ The Dude! T-Shirt! team
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- literally bulging with urine.
- We've had some communication problems.
- I'm redirecting myself
- The two of them are like...WOH.
- "I'll take you out!"
- Would you hand me the "stuff"?
- He sounds almost like a 78 record right now.
- He started muttering when he saw you pull up.
- I hate to finger anybody... ...But I'm fingering
- I'm assuming, because I can't see anything
- She was going downhill, but then she popped back.
- Do we have enough cups?
- I was on vacation in my mind
- I understand now that I understood incorrectly.
- I wanted to talk to you eyeball to eyeball. -
- Don't wait until you're dead to buy a house.
- It's not even a concept, it's like a fart in my br...
- This is as far as I know.
- bagelsn do nuts
- I have touched base with most of my peeps.
- Andy in Toronto would be proud of you.
- It is in the oncologist hands now.
- We've gone from cynical to ballistic.
- I'm going to spend the whole day in my pajamas and...
- Don't fool around with my arms
- .........Is your memory iced up like mine?
- Sunshine is a Christmas miracle!
- I don't know what happened to my lids.
- third the charm for ne tonight
- I was able to p/u ham and wood for window repair.
- I'm under pain? OK I'm under pain!
- I sank last night
- Whiskey or rum? Whoa!
- I turn around and have to reintroduce myself.
- She's not into prayer: They're Episcopalians.
- Look at your tree.
- Do you need me to say something now?
- Did anybody discuss envisioning death with anybody?
- Take a rubber ducky!
- If you would like a receipt, please identify yours...
- You got your ears shortened!
- Maybe it would make sense to de-refer me right now.
- Wow! You took EVERYTHING off your feet!
- Did your BUTT do that?!!?!?
- What a caring group of pepole u r.
- I survived Snowpacolypse 2008
- I am truffle-less.
- don't come after me if I'm all wet... ...or white.
- Come to my world.
- My pits are the ony things keeping me warm!
- I'm pedaling as fast as I can but my wheels are s...
- Tell me about your waffles.
- East in the sticks.
- What do u want from a man named Irving!!???
- Once my eyes were fully opened I realized it was t...
- There's a glacier on our roof.
- Yes. I corroborate.
- I'd rather have big fluffy flakes!
- Back off!I'm a crip with a whip!
- Unsupervised children will be given candy and espr...
- I've had didabetes before.
- Oops, I thought that was a speed bump.
- Gravity is not our friend.
- Just do the comprehensive phone thing.
- Don't go "Donner" on us.
- Man, that manure scoops up easy!
- I'm as fine as frog's hair.
- I'm sure I'm exceeding something
- I was outright rejected, twice!
- Ahhhh, the internet
- There's a full page of skin
- All she has is skin.
- I didn't know I was in there.
- Everybody goes around and does whatever they do
- There's not a lot of heel there, but we still wrap...
- The whole thing fell off.
- I have no idea.
- He's a POC
- We're just playing the Medicare game!
- The dog has a waiting list?
- I'm really confident when I'm drunk
- Is your Blackberry on?
- In Phoenix it's like 125 degrees, you know. (embl...
- Are you escaping?
- Have a Merry Christmas (or whatever your tradition...
- I don't think I've heard your Circuit City story
- I don't trust boys period.
- Somebody hates me.
- totally being quiet can't happen.
- You can turn off your blinkies.
- Its amazing what I can connect
- I'm wearing a bikini under my clothes.
- Hand made by a society
- We won't be having separate rooms.
- The world"s coming to an end, so let's all buy a l...
- More "who's" than "what's" for me!
- I'm listening to Roy Orbison sing a carol.
- No deaths, nothing to report.
- I did...and I did!
- When you're real, shabbiness doesn't matter.
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