Tuesday, May 31, 2011

When life gives you lemons, trade them in for peaches. And a springform pan.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Friday, May 13, 2011

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Do hope and love count?

He can't even swear effectively!

I'm trying to either sneeze or not sneeze....
So many bottoms, so little time.
Playing chicken with a couple of horses is better than playing horse with a couple of chickens.
I'm giving you that "thumbs up" again.

We're gonna talk as soon as I can remember something...

I'm going to update the pain.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I have an advanced degree in:

 
"It hurts when I do that-.....THEN don't do that- 101"
I'm not any kind of meat!

I think all my electronics are in order today...

It's National BBQ Month.

Go get a hunk of meat and cook it with some fire.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Even Christmas lights aren't like Christmas lights anymore...

The "weird" dial tone is now the "standard" dial tone.