Sunday, July 31, 2011

I can help with all except one good man and kitty food, you're on your
own for those!

Friday, July 29, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Friday, July 15, 2011

The only reason I loved cocktail waitressing was you got a free shot
at the end of the night and could take off your heels!
Nobody likes a 300 pound redneck in a Princess Leia bikini.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

How do I get back to my tree if I'm not home?
True Grit is the ubiquitous western that epitomizes the American spirit

Costco is our manifest destiny

I'm apathetic toward Molly Ringwold.

Sometimes music gets in the back door-kind of thing.
No jokes about hairy cell leukemia!
I'm not going to write down that you're talking about testicles.
Scott is over here licking his chops.

I thought that would take care of the bigamy thing, you know...

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Friday, July 8, 2011

I don't think we can fit any more 747s on this postage stamp!

The emperor is not only naked, he has a thousand tailors.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I suppose at this point it would look really dumb to say, "I knew that"...