The only reason I loved cocktail waitressing was you got a free shot
at the end of the night and could take off your heels!
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We are a small group of friends
(& coworkers in the healthcare field) who, in the course of our daily conversations, would often hear something and then respond:
"Dude! I think that would
be a great t-shirt!".
Over time, this has been abbreviated to "Dude! T-Shirt!" Thus, the name of our blog.
We don't expect you will always agree with us about how great a t-shirt some of these comments might make, but we do hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as we have enjoyed coming up with them.
We have no idea how many t-shirts we'll come up with over time -- but feel free to use these ideas to make your own t-shirt. Bonus points if you make a bunch of money selling t-shirts and send us a free one!
Thanks for reading,
~ The Dude! T-Shirt! team
(& coworkers in the healthcare field) who, in the course of our daily conversations, would often hear something and then respond:
be a great t-shirt!".
Over time, this has been abbreviated to "Dude! T-Shirt!" Thus, the name of our blog.
We don't expect you will always agree with us about how great a t-shirt some of these comments might make, but we do hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as we have enjoyed coming up with them.
We have no idea how many t-shirts we'll come up with over time -- but feel free to use these ideas to make your own t-shirt. Bonus points if you make a bunch of money selling t-shirts and send us a free one!
Thanks for reading,
~ The Dude! T-Shirt! team
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