Monday, December 30, 2013

Friday, December 27, 2013

I'm trying to strike a balance between Louis Pasteur and Dr Kervorkian.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Then I'll love on all the penises and you can love on all the cauliflower.
It's a neck brace but I use it as a whoopie cushion.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Saturday, December 7, 2013

I'm just waiting until the last moment before I put my pants on.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

There's introverts, there's extroverts, and then there's Gary.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

I had no idea there were so many poop information resources available.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

I actually went to high school with a guy named Fatty Cheese.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Friday, October 25, 2013

I so want to lean on you, but I don't want my nose to bleed...
I'm already under the bus. Might as well laugh while I'm down here...

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

I tried to disimpact someone's schizophrenia once and almost lost an eyeball in the backfire.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Friday, September 6, 2013

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Will do.
 
Probably, I mean there is a high likelyhood that I will, we'll see, no I'll do it, I'm convicted, yes, it will happen.
 
Can you imagine what goes on in my head all day?
 
Don't, just don't.
 
Make the voices stop. 
These are not the rate hikes you're looking for.
Please don't be subtle with me!
I'll take the whew!

Am I in trouble for being a Sassy Frass???

It's all in the bedtime story!!!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

If only she used her foster home for niceness instead of evil...
Presently not able to report to work as I resemble an alien...

Friday, June 28, 2013

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Nothing better than having a french fry in one hand, and a cancer stick in the other!

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

It was a long hike, but the baby monkeys were totally worth it!

Monday, June 24, 2013

Pt sitting in bed visiting (and belching) quite happily when I left.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Monday, June 3, 2013

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

He was pretty aggravated during my visit and I like all ten of my fingers.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday, May 10, 2013

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

There's just enough money in petty cash for some petty chocolate.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Is that lunch I smell cooking at the casino,
or did Sadie the cow fall into the peat bog again?

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Friday, February 1, 2013

I'm putting my fingers in everyone's pies, and sometimes I get them slapped.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Friday, January 4, 2013

Wednesday, January 2, 2013