Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Monday, December 28, 2015

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Friday, December 18, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Friday, November 6, 2015

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

I can't believe there's anyone in Woodburn who is still alive.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Monday, October 5, 2015

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

If it has an orange thingy on it, don't send it.
There are times when you should just let people be rude and not say anything.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Thanks, but no thanks. The dry heaving is burning my throat.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Friday, August 14, 2015

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Friday, July 24, 2015

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Friday, July 17, 2015

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Muffins are different than biscuits.

And I've come to love biscuits.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

I thought maybe I could get it in the slot...but I can't

I'M HUNGRY!!!

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Friday, June 19, 2015

sasquatch I can handle...but you go too far, my friend, with buddy the elf!!!

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Sorry. Wait.

OK. Sorry. I was still in French in my brain..

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Yours is hot, mine is not hot.

Mmmm, wait, yes it is. It was just one little area that wasn't hot.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Friday, April 17, 2015

Monday, March 30, 2015

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Friday, February 27, 2015

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Don't slosh when you pick up those things.
You made the error of confusing my lack of emotional maturity with the inexorable progression of chronological age.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Monday, February 9, 2015

My fingers and my brain are not working together today. 

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Friday, January 23, 2015

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Friday, January 9, 2015

He's got a great window complete with quarreling squirrels!

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Just because they look hipster doesn't mean they ARE hipster.