Monday, November 30, 2009

I'm trying to figure out what to do with the half gallon of left over sticky rum goo.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Flying and pooping are not a good combo.
I AM white trash.
Nobody eats off of the bottom of a plate, so who cares?
Nothing's impossible when Karen has her duct tape.
If somebody's firing you, you don't want them holding your hand.
Tawny is psycho mom and Jeff is just psychic.
Does this meal come with instructions?
It's not work, it's just whisking.
I'm just gawking.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy pony is on. And I'm not missing Happy pony.
I just saw him. I am ok.
Keith will have to work on that.
Stop Snappin'!
That I don't know
(I didn't check the sheets)
They're kind of following their own thing.
She's onto Phil.
I forgot to bring my donuts in...
We will need to circle the wagons and work together to make today happen.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I don't do "snarky".
In Ashland you can run around naked if you want.
I got a bunch of peaches, and they're starting to piss me off!!!
She was just like everyone else
He spit up while I was there.
There's not a sign of yeast anywhere.
Start your report engines..
My baldness is going into hyperdrive.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You can't have the right hand and left hand doing stuff.
You might want to share this pearl with your confreres (and consoeurs)

(That was me, dodging a bullet)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

I'm just saying: cheesy
It's easier to get a gurney into a casino than a prison.
I'll leave out the "crap" part...
I've got to interrupt myself.
It drives me crazy, but I can handle being driven crazy.
Call me Hairy Putter.
She looks better bruised
I am a coiled spring of repressed anger and frustration :-)
Seems like we have a lot of Johnsons
She has dings and stuff on her legs
Was wednesday yesterday?
Jackie was there