Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Friday, August 20, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I do have a soft spot for tater tots.
We'll just get this all fixed and he'll die.
I suppose you want to ask me about my bowels.
He is an odd mix of gray and yellow.
Does anybody want a cat named "Peepers"?
It's hard to say no to pancreatic cancer.
I'm Phil, and I always have a handkerchief attached to my face.
I haven't heard a "BOO HISS!" in a long time

Thursday, August 12, 2010

He showed me his bong.
They're gonna ask me what I think...

...and I have no idea

She does great if you catch her in between drugs.
They make no bones about the puff-puff
It's a love/hate relationship

mostly hate

It's too early in the morning for a Willy Wonka reference
I feel like George Hamilton.
She's got goobers on her brain.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Monday, August 9, 2010

Friday, August 6, 2010

Tuesday, August 3, 2010